Here goes .... Practice makes perfect ... But nobody's perfect ... So why practice? Save water - shower with your girlfriend The wise never marry ... When they do, they become otherwise If you father is a poor man, it is fate, but if you father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity I was born intelligent, but education ruined me A bus station is where a bus stops ... A train station is where a train stops ... On my desk, I have a workstation ... Need I say more ? If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for ? Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ? Money is not everything ... There's also Visa and Mastercard One should love animals ... they are so tasty Love thy neighbour .... but don't get caught Every man should marry, After all happiness is not the only thing in life Success is a relative term ... It brings so many relatives Love is photogenic ... it needs darkness to develop - The Circle of Life - Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children 'Your future depends on your dreams' So go to sleep ... and sweet dreams There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning 'Hard work never killed anybody' ... but why take the risk ? 'Work fascinates me' ... I can look at it for hours God made relatives ... thank god we can choose our friends When two's company, three's the result! A dress is like a barbed fence ... it protects the premises without restricting the view The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget, The more you forget, the less you know, So, why learn ? ......................................................................................................
