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Education Portmanteau Word of the Day (NSFW)

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  1. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat.

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    Twazzock, (tw*t and wazzock)

    Feel free to add your own.
     
  2. Gareth Halfacree

    Gareth Halfacree WIIGII! Lover of bit-tech Administrator Super Moderator Moderator

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    D'you remember when we had small phones and big tablets? Then we had big phones inbetwix 'em, and called 'em "phablets"?

    Now we just have big phones and a small number of even bigger tablets. Sad times.
     
  3. Byron C

    Byron C Official Necromancer

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    I still remember The Reg regularly calling tablets "fondleslabs" (although that's not strictly a portmanteau).
     
  4. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    C*ntard is pleasingly offensive, and is often deployed when describing some of my more irritating stakeholders.

    I had a Dell Streak 5 about 12 years ago. Everyone thought I was insane carrying a "phablet" around, with a whopping 5" screen. I preferred "trendsetter", but it took a few years for everyone else to come around!
     
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  5. MadGinga

    MadGinga oooh whats this do?

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    I cant recall where i saw this recently, but your insults reminded me of it...
    [​IMG]
     
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  6. LennyRhys

    LennyRhys Oink!

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    TWUNT is a hard one to beat, especially with websites like this (it has to be a joke, right?): https://twukulele.com/
     
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  7. Mister_Tad

    Mister_Tad Will work for nuts Super Moderator

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    Wow, was 5” really phablet territory? I’m not sure there’s a single general purpose smartphone available today that’s 5”…
    I do still have a 3.2” HTC Magic and in spite of seeming very normal at the time, it really is comically small today.

    “Jackwagon” is a personal favourite of mine, but now on checking I’m not sure it’s technically a portmanteau.

    Also TIL, “Velcro” is a portmanteau of velours crochet (velvet hook).
     
  8. Byron C

    Byron C Official Necromancer

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    It was when we didn't have razor-thin bezels or curved wrap-around displays. I had a Dell Streak 5 once, and that was considered a monster for its time.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat.

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    Just remembered one I heard a long time ago, stits, from small tits, little birds:naughty:
     
  10. SuperHans123

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    Asshat (Self explanatory)
     
  11. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    One I learned today and I wish I hadn't.

    Vabbing.

    Vaginal dabbing, using lady juices as perfume. :eyebrow:
     
  12. Byron C

    Byron C Official Necromancer

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    Yeah I learned about this recently, and... just... Well, whatever floats your boat. It's probably harmless, so if it makes you feel better then go for it...
     
  13. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    Apparently not so but I couldn't stomach reading as to why if it is.
     
  14. David

    David μoʍ ɼouმ qᴉq λon ƨbԍuq ϝʁλᴉuმ ϝo ʁԍɑq ϝμᴉƨ

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    Or, you know, crack open a can of tuna for a more or less authentic fragrance, if there isn't an amenable vag handy. :lol:
     
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  15. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat.

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    This thread has taken an unexpected turn…
     
  16. David

    David μoʍ ɼouმ qᴉq λon ƨbԍuq ϝʁλᴉuმ ϝo ʁԍɑq ϝμᴉƨ

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    You seem surprised by this, brother. Have you forgotten where you are? :)
     
  17. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    A turn I think we can all appreciate.
     
  18. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    I think i originally saw it in a PC Pro or Computer Shopper column... article... thingy... but...

    Custard...

    Customer + ... well wou can probably guess the second half...
     
  19. ModSquid

    ModSquid Multimodder

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    Well, since we're heading for the gutter anyway:

    Bunt.
    n. For when on a more portly lady, you can't tell where the belly ends and the other begins. See also cankle.
     
  20. Vault-Tec

    Vault-Tec Green Plastic Watering Can

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    Clunt (clumsy one)
    Twunt (twatty one)
    C**toil (female lubrication)
    C**tox (the largest one available, the oxen of c**t)
     

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