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Rant Possibly the greatest crisis man has ever faced!

Discussion in 'General' started by Cheapskate, 29 Dec 2010.

  1. Guest-23315

    Guest-23315 Guest

    The right to quality toilet paper should be above the right to a fair trial in the bill of human rights.
     
  2. Throbbi

    Throbbi New Member

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    They tried that with the Turd amendment but it didn't stick ;)
     
  3. Psycho

    Psycho Average

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    This thread puts the "backwards or forwards position" of toilet paper into shame.
     
  4. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    There's the much more couth 'piece of card with a hole just big enough for a finger' method.
     
  5. hyperion

    hyperion Active Member

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    That's for people who still haven't figured out how to use the 3 seashells.
     
  6. Zinfandel

    Zinfandel Well-Known Member

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    Christ she was hot in that film.
     
  7. Xir

    Xir Well-Known Member

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    Bwaaaahahahahaaa! :clap:

    So are you crumplers or folders over the pond?
     
  8. steveo_mcg

    steveo_mcg New Member

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    bah i was going to say that! ;)
     
  9. Sloth

    Sloth #yolo #swag

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    Folds, nice and tidy.
     
  10. docodine

    docodine killed a guy once

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    I need to go watch that again now.
     
  11. Wicked_Sludge

    Wicked_Sludge My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

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    folds. and end over.

    maybe we need a poll :lol:
     
  12. j.col

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    very dissapointed with this thread, came in expecting a discussion about a major crisis, and i get a rant about toilet rolls, :yawn:
     
  13. Wicked_Sludge

    Wicked_Sludge My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

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    im not sure i understand...:worried:
     
  14. Cheapskate

    Cheapskate Insane? or just stupid?

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    NO way!



    That stuff's over a dollar a sheet here!
     
  15. jhanlon303

    jhanlon303 The Keeper of History

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    Hint from the newly single. Do NOT buy from the dollar store. One could sand a car with that cheap stuff!

    john

    /Meant inexpensive not Cheap
     
  16. Throbbi

    Throbbi New Member

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    Folders or crumplers? You mean you don't know the one sheet with a hole in technique?

    Take one sheet, fold into four and then tear out one corner (the one that's the middle when it's unfolded). Then push two fingers through that hole and get scraping. Then you can grab the paper around it and clean your fingers and you pull the paper off them. You're now left with a small circular piece to clean under the finger nails of the two fingers in question.

    No idea how,why or when i heard that but apparently it's taught to some armed forces around the world. I have no idea if that's true or not.

    Either way it's gross, i'd rather wipe with a brillo pad
     
  17. Cheapskate

    Cheapskate Insane? or just stupid?

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    @Throbbi - Are you saying it's a worldwide government conspiracy?
    @John - I know the feeling. I had a friend that got all his supplies from the gas station he owned. A roll of gas station toilet paper is so hard you could use it as a weapon. I think it's the same stuff they print receipts on.


    I guess things could be worse. I've heard all about the public toilets for women in Saudi Arabia. -Only one per town... hole in floor... bucket of dirty water and a ladle.
     
  18. LAGMonkey

    LAGMonkey Group 7 error

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    As im currently located in the Kingdom of Saud ill add my observations...

    Local loo's are usually some run down low roofed building with cheap tile on EVERY wall/floor. Stand over the hole (made of porcelain), squat and do your business.
    Use your left hand and the provided spray nossle to wipe/clean.
    Horrendous smell due to people spashing/missing the hole (HOW!! :eeek: )

    There is usually a womans loo round the side, far enough away from the mens loo (no peaking under those berka's) and i can only assume that itll be the same design.
    New houses come with a more western loo which is nice, just without the paper (again back to the sprinkler).

    Oh, and loos are normally located at petrol stations and mosques. Therefore plenty about the place (LOADS of mosques and LOADS of petrol stations).
     
  19. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    Toilet paper is a cheap and nasty way to wipe your bum :blush:

    The cheapest of the cheap toilet papers should be illegal to sell :nono: Even the thickest and the softest of toilet papers, merely compare to soft tissue paper :hehe:

    Most people are simply ignorant to the creme de la creme of butt wiping :hip:

    And no, i'm not talking about having Coprophilic women lick your butt clean, butt it's the next best thing :D Oh wait, one of those electronic toilets that aims and washes your butt clean would probably be the second best, but my preferred method would be at least the third best, and it's pretty cheap to boot :rock:
     
  20. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Social distancing since 92

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    You ever been to the public toilets that have that massive reel of toilet paper like tracing paper?

    Jesus christ its a nightmare to wipe its more of a smearing evenly than wiping
     

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