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Discussion in 'General' started by dfhaii, 10 Dec 2004.

  1. dfhaii

    dfhaii internets

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    A young man wanted to buy a gift for his girlfriend's birthday. They
    hadn't been going out very long so he thought long and hard before
    remembering that on their last couple of dates she had complained her
    hands were cold. So he decided a pair of gloves might be appropriate,
    not too personal but, nonetheless, thoughtful. Accompanied by his
    girlfriend's sister, they went to Harrods and he bought a stylish pair
    of cream coloured leather gloves. At the same time, the sister bought a
    pair of knickers and they both asked for their purchases to be
    gift-wrapped. Unfortunately, the shop assistant mixed the items up and
    the guy left with the gift wrapped knickers and the girlfriend's sister
    left with the gloves. The boyfriend, without checking his package (as it
    were), decided to deliver his present in person, but when he arrived at
    his girlfriend's house she wasn't in. So instead he posted the present
    through her front door accompanied by the following note:-

    “Happy Birthday Darling, I hope you like these. I chose them because I
    noticed you're not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the
    evenings. Had it not been for your sister, I'd have chosen long ones
    with white buttons, but she wears short ones & they're easier to pull
    off. I was worried because they're a delicate shade but the shop
    assistant showed me the pair she's worn for the past 3 weeks & they're
    hardly soiled at all. I had her try on yours & 'though a little tight',
    they looked really smart. She said that the material helps keep her ring
    clean & shiny & in fact she hasn't had to wash it since wearing them. I
    wish you'd been there so I could've put them on for you myself as no
    doubt many hands will come in contact with them before I see you again.
    Just think how many times I'll hold them in my hand over the coming
    year. When you take them off, remember to blow into them as they will be
    a little damp from wearing. I hope you'll wear them for me on Friday night.

    All my love, Sam

    P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
    showing.”

    :D Dfhaii
     
  2. Mark3d

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  3. Prophet

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    chortle, wtb more xmas cock up jokes :D

    Proph.
     
  4. Spiral Architect

    Spiral Architect Cooked on Phonics

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    Haha. Thats the sort of thing which happens to me.
     
  5. Prophet

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    Things like that happen in real life?!?! :eyebrow: Omg, im so glad i never go outside ;) lol

    Proph.
     
  6. relix

    relix Well-Known Member

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    That's just too good :D
     
  7. CyberSol

    CyberSol 1337 Pants

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    A most excellent joke.

    +10 points
     
  8. NOMIS

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    Haha nice one :D
     
  9. Monkeyboy

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    muahaha! funny!
     
  10. a9on87

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    seen it before but it still cracked me up! :hehe: :hehe:
     
  11. RTT

    RTT #parp

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  12. TMM

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    rofl, good one!
     
  13. Pygo

    Pygo Rick Relixed

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    Good joke. Something like that will bound to happen o me again. usually doesm but with littler (if there is such a word,) things that get resolved quickly.

    I love my new sig addition :D
     
  14. bloodcar

    bloodcar Active Member

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    too bad you spelled his name wrong :wallbash:
     
  15. Pygo

    Pygo Rick Relixed

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    whoops :blush:
    fixed now. I think :worried:
     
  16. bloodcar

    bloodcar Active Member

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    yerp, it's fixed

    i read that joke a long time ago, wasn't really funny to me the second time around....anyways, off to my last day at this job
     
  17. DeX

    DeX Mube Codder

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    I didn't find it that funny. Why would someone write such a long note? Isn't 'happy birthday' enough?
     
  18. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    I agree with that bit, but even so, it is a funny joke tbh. :) :thumb:
     
  19. Firehed

    Firehed Why not? I own a domain to match.

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    I hope you voted geek in my poll

    funny story though... i could imagine something like that happening to me
     

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