Rampaging Badger Injures Five! OMG!

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  1. K

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    I'm sorry, but I just can't stop laughing at the thought of a rampaging badger :hehe:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/3023369.stm

    A rogue badger attacked five people during a 48-hour rampage in a quiet suburb.

    One man required two skin graft operations, after the badger woke him up and attacked him when he went outside to investigate.

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    Pam Fitzgerald, said the attack on her husband Michael, who is still in hospital after the skin grafts, was like a "bizarre horror movie".

    :lol:
     
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  2. Stew

    Stew Disgruntled Postal Worker

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    That is funny, almost as funnny as the time we ran over a Badger :hehe:
     
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  3. K

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    Watch it Stew... He'll be on to you next.

    :worried:
     
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  4. Nedsbeds

    Nedsbeds Badger, Slime, Weasel!!

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    I wanted to post this one :waah:
    respect the badgers :rock:
    I always thought the badgers in worcestershire were a bit daft!
     
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  5. JADS

    JADS Et arma et verba vulnerant

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    Watch out this badgers loaded :)

    /me notes to watch out for rampaging Badgers when he gets home from Uni
     
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  6. heelan

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    :eeek:

    I am scared now. I don't want to be attacked by a vicious badger when I'm walking home at night. The streets aren't safe you know.
     
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  7. KMS-oul

    KMS-oul You think you know me.

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    Crikey. I wonder if it had a bottle of buckfast in its paw and wearing a shellsuit
     
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  8. acrimonious

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    ROFLMAO!!! This is classic!

     
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  9. penski

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    K, you abstrad.

    I wanted to post this.

    *n
     
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  10. ajack

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    My favourite bit is

    :D Just the thought of a badger chasing someone really amuses me....you'd have thought people could run away from badgers :D

    Also

    In what way involved.....?
     
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  11. RTT

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    I'm sorry, but if a badger walked towards me and he looked rather pissed off, I would kick him in his face before he got anywhere near biting my arm!!!

    (or run away, or something)

    but who would just stand there??? :hehe:
     
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  12. penski

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    *Refrains from 'wouldn't you be kicking his shins?' joke*

    *n
     
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  13. RTT

    RTT #parp

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    Wouldn't be long before someone would post it :sigh: ;)
     
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  14. Ubermich

    Ubermich He did it!

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    A loose badger in Britain injures five.
    A loose panther in Texas injures none...

    What's wrong with you people? :lol:

    Man, if I was woken in the middle of the night, I'd go back to sleep. Not walk down to the garage, watch this rabid badger walk toward me, and just stand there. I don't trust fuzzy woodland creatures :worried: :worried: ... :dremel: :cooldude:
     
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  15. Nedsbeds

    Nedsbeds Badger, Slime, Weasel!!

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    what they really need is a ravid badger killing animal such as a dachsund (badger dog in german)






    or not
    [​IMG] :D
     
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  16. acrimonious

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    YOu mean to say thats NOT a badger!?
     
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  17. Nedsbeds

    Nedsbeds Badger, Slime, Weasel!!

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    I call him badger. But then again I seem to call everything badger at the moment!

    The badgers are fighting back!!!!
     
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  18. Stew

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    No, its an overgrown Rat :p
     
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