OK, I'm in a pickle... with one week to go, and having only had 5 months notice, I'm stuck for an idea for a fancy dress party. The theme is 'Royalty', in keeping with Jubilee year. If I don't think of something achievable in the few days, I'm going to have to go along with my wife's lame-ass but achievable idea - the King of Hearts, alongside her Queen of Hearts. I would love a witty-but-tenuous idea, but inspiration escapes me. Any ideas? Bear in mind that I am a white, shaven-headed male, 6'2", weighing 220lb - so ideas like going as The-Artist-Formerly-Known-As-Symbol might be a bit hard to pull off; though I would have crack if anyone can lend me a XL purple suit... Thought about Duke Nukem, but no-one at the party will even know who he is, and although it would be fun, I don't think the violence and misogyny will go down too well. Marquis de Sade? No not that type of party, either. Over to you guys... cover me in glory...!