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News Rumour: Nvidia Fermi for laptops available July

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Sifter3000, 5 May 2010.

  1. bobwya

    bobwya Custom PC Migrant

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    Will Nvidia also supply a hand cart for the car batteries...
     
  2. D-Cyph3r

    D-Cyph3r Gay for Yunosuke

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    Nvidia; so many jokes, so little time...
     
  3. Pete J

    Pete J Employed scum

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    Ha Ha! Now I have this image of someone playing on their gaming laptop on the train (headphones in) whilst everyone else glares at him and his 60dB fans!
     
  4. cgthomas

    cgthomas Cpt. Handsome

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    Because of this risk the EU consumer watchdog warned nvidia not to use the word 'lap'
     
  5. retrogamer1990

    retrogamer1990 What does 'Stock' Mean?

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    Rumour: Nvidia to ship free tube of Acriflex with every fermi-equipped laptop sold!
     
  6. cgthomas

    cgthomas Cpt. Handsome

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    Just in..... Met office has confirmed that this summer we will be enjoying scorching temperatures because of all Fermi devices that will flood the market in the 3rd Quarter
     
  7. Showerhead

    Showerhead What's a Dremel?

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    Weel i guess they can advertise it as a new form of contraception
     
  8. barndoor101

    barndoor101 Bring back the demote thread!

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    either the chips will be fermi chips, and they will castrate you, or they will be 'GF100' chips, meaning GT200 chips - just like the last generation of mobile chips.
     
  9. EdwardTeach

    EdwardTeach What's a Dremel?

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    Laughable.
     
  10. Zephyr

    Zephyr Go V-Boy, Go!

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    lolololol joke about heat production and sterilization OHOHOHOHO
     
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    Santa-san A friendly person

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    Yes it is! xDDD I love all the jokes here
     
  12. Ph4ZeD

    Ph4ZeD What's a Dremel?

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    They could replace the DVD drive with a slot for your toast. Just pop in your toast while your playing Crysis, and 10 seconds later, fresh toast for you and your family!
     
  13. confusis

    confusis Kiwi-modder

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    where's nvidia/intel
    fanboy
    crazyceo to defend one of his favourite companies?

    I wonder if all the localised spots of massive heat will cause micro weather systems?
     
  14. C-Sniper

    C-Sniper Stop Trolling this space Ądmins!

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    And replace the glide pad with a nice hot plate that is perfect for boiling water to make tea.

    And the climatologist thought CO2 and Methane were going to be the top causes for global warming...
     
  15. Xir

    Xir Modder

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    Why, what happends?
     
  16. crazyceo

    crazyceo What's a Dremel?

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    WOW!!! I have a fan!
     
  17. xaser04

    xaser04 Ba Ba Ba BANANA!

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    According to the news story on Tech report this chip will have a TDP of 100W+, far greater than the 75W max used by the HD5870m (and its predecessors).

    Jokes on power consumption aside this is just not right. In a laptop (DTR included) power consumption matters, to have a gpu use far more than your direct competitor yet not provide noticably greater performance is just asking to fail.
     
  18. crazyceo

    crazyceo What's a Dremel?

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    And another one!

    "We inquired why more manufacturers haven't changed to ATI, given that it's been first with mobile DirectX 11 GPUs, but were told that the strength of Nvidia's Optimus technology and pricing made its chips more attractive."

    Nuff said!
     
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  19. confusis

    confusis Kiwi-modder

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    ANnnnnnd here he is!
     
  20. crazyceo

    crazyceo What's a Dremel?

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    I refer to my previous accurate statement.
     
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