Russian woman explodes her mans junk

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  1. thehippoz

    thehippoz What's a Dremel?

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    thehippoz, 29 May 2009
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  2. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Was she trying to tell you something?...
     
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  3. RinSewand

    RinSewand What's a Dremel?

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    *cringe* that has to hurt! Least he already has a kid (looking on the bright side...)

    RwD
     
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  4. thehippoz

    thehippoz What's a Dremel?

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    I wasn't thinking that but.. yeah I guess :hehe:
     
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  5. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Women, eh? They can never just give it to you straight. :rolleyes:

    :p
     
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  6. Ending Credits

    Ending Credits Bunned

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    Really? I thought that was their main advantage.
    (You'll get this in a sec)
     
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  7. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    :p

    Ah well, it was a candle-lit dinner of sorts...

    ...I'll get my coat...
     
    Nexxo, 30 May 2009
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  8. Fod

    Fod what is the cheesecake?

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    come on, the guy's in intensive care and may die... show some sensitivity!

    (then again, what an epic epitaph to have...)
     
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  9. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    I bet he wishes he had shown some.
     
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  10. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    ..Well, he just got owned.
     
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  11. overdosedelusion

    overdosedelusion I mostly come at night, mostly..

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    I think she misinterpreted him when he told her she could always use a pocket rocket.
     
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  12. Trance

    Trance Two steps forward, one step back

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    Eh that makes my eyes water just thinking about it...
     
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  13. Burnout21

    Burnout21 Is the daddy!

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    one hell of a ********!
     
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  14. boiled_elephant

    boiled_elephant Merom Celeron 4 lyfe

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    Women are really weird when it comes to hostilities. If I ever have a daughter, I'm going to teach her to speak her mind, confront her problems, and solve disputes with diplomacy or honest fistfights. Backstabbing of all forms is detestable and ultimately only demonstrates the instigator's weakness.
     
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  15. PeterStoba

    PeterStoba modding but failing

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    That must have been un-imaginable pain!

    Imagine it was a catherine wheel?!
     
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  16. Burnout21

    Burnout21 Is the daddy!

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    or using the fireworks lauching stick as a urinary catheter before lighting, few blue pills and it might be a good launch plateform!
     
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  17. boiled_elephant

    boiled_elephant Merom Celeron 4 lyfe

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    If you had legendary self-control, you could probably mount a catherine wheel on your erection and set it off. That would be the party trick to top all others...
     
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  18. null_x86

    null_x86 Thread Closer

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    HAHA BURN!

    So, 12 years in prisonfor blowing up her ex's junk? damn... guy must be in pain...
     
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  19. Gooey_GUI

    Gooey_GUI Wanted: Red Shirts

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  20. kingred

    kingred Surfacing sucks!

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    oh jesus god the most comedy choice of words ever!

    It just mires any feelings of sympathy for the poor cockless wonder now...
     
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