Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Gareth Halfacree, 17 Dec 2014.
No, really. This isn't a joke.
Words fail me...
next we need the Truck Diving devices with an 18 speed gearbox controller ;-)
What peripherals would we get for Goat Simulator?
why not just get an actual job on a farm and get paid to do this stuff?
If they make a virtual reality combine harvester suit I will be a happy man. "Damn those Cornish genes".
Seems like a niche product until you realise theres a massive market in the farmer training sector for this sort of stuff.
Yes, and tractors are not what they used to be!
Does this come with a scratch and sniff card for that authentic country air smell?
I would be very much amused if they packaged it using straw for the protective padding, that would be some serious dedication to the theme of the gear.
Possibilities are endless - goat smell generator, bleet sounder, strap-on horns....
... oversized wellies and velcro gloves...
I didn't know that farm sim actually simulated the controls of vehicles, I thought it was all about budgeting etc. Does anyone know if the simulated controls include the panel for anything being towed and controlled with the rear prop shaft ? My boss would be well chuffed if I could magically learn it all before new year!
Alan Partridge: You farmers, you don't like outsiders, do you? You like to stick to your own.
Peter Baxendale Thomas: What do you mean by that?
Alan Partridge: I've seen the big-eared boys on farms.
Peter Baxendale Thomas: Oh, for goodness' sake.
Alan Partridge: If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother.
That's a farming sim I'd like to play
I don't think I have room for a Saitek Milking Parlour.
So many sheep, so little time
Obviously, you're not serious about gaming then. If you don't already own a Saitek Mk14 Sexy Udder Sucker, you're just a fringe gamer.
Is this all just a cunning ploy to actually get "the kids" outdoors by stealth?
step 1: add complex outdoor type controllers
step 2: create mobile waterproof outdoor container for gaming
step 3: move kids to actual farm whilst sleeping
step 4: free labour?
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