Other Save money... with sex?

My gf and I are on double protection (comdoms for me and contraceptive patch for her). A baby is the most expensive thing I'll ever have (except maybe an i7 system )

 

My girl dosent let me buy her anything, I always offer but she says im too nice and her voice is more overpowering than mine. Its good in a sence I surpose.

 

Wtf??

That's like being an Al-Qaeda operative and not planning on killing any infidels.

 

I used to be old school and cover everything but my ex-girlfriend broke me of that. Modern days are great

@Hara No crap WTF. It's nice to have down time with your girl but you gotta at least get a few poke sections in come on man.

Wow this forum topic has brought the perve out lol.

 

I wonder how many people in this thread have actually had sex.

-monkey

 

This thread is hilarious.

On a serious note, does anyone else think its a pretty sad state of affairs when the only time people (partners, husband and wife etc etc) actually express their love for each other in a physical way is when they can't afford to do anything else.

I pretty regularly do the dirty with my girlfriend, sometimes we just don't for a few days or a week and not for obvious reasons but just because we hang out instead.

And on the topic of buying things, I never get chance to buy stuff my lady, she always buys me stuff first. She is a bit of a shopoholic so she just buys me things without telling me. For Christmas I know that she has spent more on me than my parents have spent on me and my 2 brothers. I keep telling her to stop but she refuses.

 

Both her and my choice.

 

With or without mace in the eyes?

Funny, I was just reading an article the other day about how when we got the stimulus check the porn industry reported getting more subscriptions lol.

 

I'd like to be known as a really thrifty person. ;P

 

We have other names for people like you around here

 

Its £8 a box, and its a great work out, sod the gym membership!

 

I know I haven't.

 

Nor me. Yet.

 

It wouldn't surprise me. It's said that when the economy goes south, you should invest in beer, cigarettes, and porn. People might not be able to afford food or gas, but rest assured they'll always find enough money for beer, butts, and, well, butts.

-monkey

 

masturbation is even cheaper.


but then again i'd spent the extra $$ to have a night out and pick up a real woman...or women...

 

You're the best you've ever had.

 

Just don't pull your christmas cracker too soon or you'll ruin the christmas day surprise!

 

He meant women use sex in order to get things. It has nothing to do with a misogynist attitude, or the females role in society.

 

evanbraakensiek - don't worry about it. Miscommunication... just leave it at that and use this subject to talk rubbish (so long as it's about potentially free sex)...

 

I admire your honesty, both of you, but I'll still lean towards the good ol' male crutch of Exaggeration, given the choice. If honesty were natural, Virgins Anonymous would have been formed and have overtaken AA long ago.