Discussion in 'General' started by The_Crapman, 1 Jan 2020.
Happy new year. 2019 can get f'd. Right in the arse. With a cricket bat handle.
2019 and the 2010s can **** right off...
Like it's going to get any better.
Why stop at the handle?!
Merry new year as, folks!
The grippy rubber handle would cause more damage with its abrasiveness.
I spent my last hour of 2019 on the toilet with IBS.
Went bed, woke up and it was all over lol.
Fixed for ya
Oh I was dry alright lol. Spent an hour on the bog all told. Read an entire CPC from 2009
Dude, you missed the whole 2010s on the toilet?!?
You didn't miss anything.
We started 2020 with a Euromillions win! Come to papa you £5.80 you!
Same here, not quite sure what I’ll spend my £3.10 on
Why start at the handle...
2020 will undoubtedly be SS; DD... same sh*t; different decade.
At the risk of getting all serious...
I'm curious to see where the next decade takes us. At the beginning of 2010, social media was somewhat still in its infancy and our leaders seemed relatively normal (in my opinion anyway). A decade later and everything seems to have gone...weird. Far more emphasis on shallowness and being pretentious (again, in my opinion).
Having said all that, apparently it's a perfectly normal prediction through the ages that "we're all on the verge of Armageddon", so we'll probably just bumble on into the next stage of humanity.
For most of the first half of the decade our country will be run by right wing lunatics and, if it goes as badly as I fear it might, the second half of the decade will see us run by left wing lunatics. Perhaps after all that the middle way will get a chance...
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