Rant Sex, drugs, rock'n'roll and chlamydia

Incorrect. It is common practice and perfectly possible to test for both chlamydia & ghonorroea (sp?) with a urine test for men. HOWEVER, methods of testing used vary completely from clinic to clinic. Swabs are generally more reliable.

Ignoring the relationship point to this thread, for the love of god people NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!! Atleast untill conlusive test results show you're both disease-free!

 

I prefer:

 

Well, she came by today. We're no longer together. Now all I have to do is find out the reason why the hell I'm crying like a little girl.

 

Get it all out mate, its for the better.

 

I've found that no matter how unjust your significant other has been to you, even if she has cheated on you, like mine did, you cannot help but feel the enormous sadness of knowing that the relationship you though you had has come to an end, and that the truth of it is highly unbearable due to how you felt for her. If you can find a job, you will find it will become much more bearable as keeping occupied will obviously keep your body and soul occupied and able to focus on something as an anchor point

Also, talking to people about it helps


Just remember that though she did you wrong, you stayed true and what she did, is something you should always remember not to do and that you did nothing wrong.

 

I'm sorry to hear that man. I've never actually had to break up with a girl I liked, so I don't really know what to say - But I could imagine doing something to keep your mind occupied would probably be a good one.

 

This one's for you, mate.



Standing in the door of the Pink Flamingo
Crying in the rain
It was a kind of so so love
And I'm going to make sure it never
Happens again
You and I
It had to be
The standing joke of the year
You were a sleep around
A lost and found
And not for me I fear

I tried to make it work
You in a cocktail skirt
And me in a suit
(Well it just wasn't me)
You're used to wearing less
And now your life's a mess
So insecure you see
I put up with all the scenes
And this is one scene
That's going to be played my way

Take your hands off me
I don't belong to you, you see
Take a look at my face
For the last time
I never knew you
You never knew me
Say hello goodbye
Say hello wave goodbye

Under the deep red light
I can see the makeup sliding down
Hey little girl you will always make up
So take off that unbecoming frown
What about me- well
I'll find someone
That's not going cheap in the sales
A nice little housewife
Who'll give me a steady life
And won't keep going off the rails

Take your hands off me
I don't belong to you, you see
Take a look at my face
For the last time
I never knew you
You never knew me
Say hello goodbye
Say hello wave goodbye

We've been involved
For quite a while now
And to keep you secret has been hell
We're strangers meeting for the first time, okay?
Just smile and say hello
Say hello then wave goodbye

Say hello then wave goodbye (x4)
Say hello wave goodbye
Say hello then wave goodbye
Say hello say goodbye
Goodbye
Say goodbye
Say goodbye

Goodbye...

 

I think he needs more of this:

 

Here, this'll make you feel better, it's what I do after I break a relationship with somebody whom I've slept with unprotected:

"Hey, you remember that time we slept together unprotected? Yeah, well, see, I forgot to tell you about this prostitute I would frequent... The thing is that, her and I used to sleep together almost nightly, for a damn sight near the entire time I was single! It was so annoying when she would charge me extra to do it unprotected. But yeah, she died today. It was H.I.V. or cancer or something, and apparently she's had it for the past few years or what-not. I don't know, wasn't really paying any attention. But in any case, don't think I have it, but testing thing is for chumps! Ah well, have a good life and all that."

And obviously you can talor it to your liking/situation. Say you always used a condom? Just "accidently" mention that you kept buying the wrong size, and they used to slip off all the time when you were with her She doesn't remember, as you always had a second laying in wait, and would slip it on to keep her fooled.

When done right, I guarantee you that she will be just as scared and worried as you have been Works every time for me!

 

You'd say "I sleep with whores" just to hurt someone?

 

Very mature. Sort of abandons the moral high ground, don't you think?

Mine was stage 1 and 2 of the grieving process: "Accepting the loss" and "Working through the emotions of grief"

Yours is stage 4: "Re-investing emotional energy in new relationships".

 

So the question I feel compelled to ask is...what's stage 3?

 

I'm a kinda "Get Back On The Horse Guy"
I just broke up with my Gfriend, and I am branching out with the women now instead of settling for one.
I find that if you frequent the dating scene instead of latching onto the first person you sleep with you will find someone who will make you much happier.

Also rebound sex is always good!

 

"Adjust to the new situation". On reflection I guess that in terms of being single again, Darklord 7854's video covers that very well, too.