LOL Sexpresso stands

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  1. Sloth

    Sloth #yolo #swag

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    Almost daily, my travels bring me past an espresso stand known as "Natte Latte", often touted as being the first of these adult espresso stands, not surprising given its location in the ass end of the world. They're effectively a regular drive through espresso shop, except the baristas dress in various outfits befitting a strip club. It's become quite a standard feature, having been there for nearly ten years now and everyone in the area has become quite accustomed to it and the various imitations that have sprung up all over western Washington.

    But today I had a thought! Has anyone else on this forum seen them in their neck of the woods? They're all over the place here, and it'd be fun to see how far such a (genius?) idea has spread :D
     
  2. Pieface

    Pieface Modder

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    Never heard of such a thing.
     
  3. pimonserry

    pimonserry sounds like a party.

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    Wish I had heard of such a thing.

    Coffee is too expensive for my student loan though.
     
  4. The_Beast

    The_Beast I like wood ಠ_ಠ

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    This thread is useless without pictures
     
  5. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    We don't have anything like that. We just got a Twin Peaks, which apparently is like Hooters but for the outdoors crowd.

    I love that the Wikipedia page for Gorst notes that the town's primary features are some stores, an auto dealership, and a strip club.
     
  6. Sloth

    Sloth #yolo #swag

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    Well, there's no nudity, for legal reasons I believe, so I guess they could be provided, but I'm pretty sure they frown on pictures :p

    There have actually been a few baristas arrested for stripping for money, as well.

    And indeed there is an espresso shop branch from the "Fantasy" franchise in the parking lot of that strip club! On the bright side, it's a Scoob dealership :rock:
     
  7. stonedsurd

    stonedsurd Is a cackling Yuletide Belgian

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    Wish we had that here!
     
  8. The_Beast

    The_Beast I like wood ಠ_ಠ

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    A great outfit would be just a apron and booty shorts



    damn :lol:
     
  9. BRAWL

    BRAWL Dead and buried.

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    I bet Holland has...

    But I've never seen these man
     
  10. sp4nky

    sp4nky BF3: Aardfrith WoT: McGubbins

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    Google is your friend. Natte Latte, pictures please. Google provides.
     
  11. Jimbob94

    Jimbob94 What's a Dremel?

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    Oh...My...God....
     
  12. Chr!s

    Chr!s What's a Dremel?

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    Sounds like Japan.

    Can go into various coffee shops and enjoy your server being dressed in a very provocative way.
     
  13. smoothie

    smoothie What's a Dremel?

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    Seen them on the travel channel, etc. but I haven't seen one around me.
     
  14. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    You're not missing a while lot. They're generally overpriced, even for espresso places, and the attitude of the baristas is annoying. If you want strippers, go to a strip club. it will likely be cheaper.
     
  15. Xtrafresh

    Xtrafresh It never hurts to help

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    No.

    If i want tits, i go to a bar or turn on the TV. For espresso, i go to a coffeeshop (yes, one of those). The thing is, they are not allowed to serve alcohol, so they generally have excellent coffee to compensate. :thumb:

    Seriously though, we tend to be less obsessed with tits, so they also aren't as succesful in selling unrelated stuff. For example, such a "Natte Latte" would quickly lead to people contemplating where the milk has come from. Also, nobody here would allow their daughters to sell their tits for so little.
     
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  16. jhanlon303

    jhanlon303 The Keeper of History

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    In the Seattle area you can find several competing expresso stands like this. Google Cowgirl Expresso for one and Bikini Barristas for another.

    john
     

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