You know, if Schrödinger's car was set to either hit or miss the cat based on a quantum event, then the cat would exist in both states. That is, both as a very dead hood ornament and sitting in the road licking it's butt.
Now that I have it all cleaned out maybe I should start a home for wayward Trolls under the bed. Move 50 or a hundred in and let them do Sim-City under the bed. Hmmm john
lots of dustbunnies (the fluffy ones, not the ammo consuming ones) a pair of old shoes random tools i'm not cleaning under there, i hope one day, if i leave them long enough alone, the dustbunnies will turn sentient. i would feel like a god.
Having recently removed everything from underneath it, I have a fairly good idea: - Two vacuum bags with spare duvet / pillows - Three lidded storage boxes with some of the gf's many shoes/bags - Wrapping paper, christmas, birthday, valentine's - Plenty of dust - A half used reel of satellite grade coax - Three suitcases in ascending size, although not from a set so they won't go inside each other like a russian doll - Left over wallpaper from decorating the bedroom and en suite
Lots of Dust, Some empty Coke Bottles, probably some sweets wrappers... using the bed as the primary movie-watching platform has those consequences. Probably a few odd socks and quite possibly a few corpses of a subspecies ofSun Spiders... my cat likes decapitating them... my cat saves me like that