Discussion in 'General' started by DeadP1xels, 11 Jan 2011.
The second one wasn't a joke
Seeing how often this topic has come up lately, I thought I would spend a few minutes making this handy-dandy flow chart which will hopefully summarise the various informative posts by mvagusta et al. and streamline the process for future bit-tech dating endeavours...
^^ If you can build a computer you can understand that..
In all seriousness though, even if she does have a boyfriend it's not a crime to go for coffee. Actually, go for coffee and cheesecake. And if she says no, you'll still get the cheesecake And if you are persistent, you can bring her some cheesecake, on your late shift or something.
Good luck man
Bit-tech is a serious place for all of those unfortunate souls who like a girl but don't dare to ask her out, we are angels of relationships ready to give assistance to those in desperate needs. We are heaven.
Awesome flowchart I thought i'd have a go at modding it:
Just my opinion however, and although my coaching has had limited success, i'm no expert I'm aussie and I don't even know what aussie foreplay is
Explain the "Get a safe", too lazy to look it up, too dumb to actually know what it means.
Young padawan, one cannot be told what the power of the safe is, one must experience it for themselves
Thats to keep his condoms in isn't it ?? lol
Well blame my place of origin...
Love will find a way. Just sayin.
MV is proving to be bundled dating wisdom again there. Love the flowchart. Have rep.
And yeah... she might have a BF. Hence me saying ask her for something that doesn't screem "ZOMG-DATERAPE". Like Coffee and cheesecake (GREAT suggestion, BTW). Something where you can talk.
"Sorry... I really can't - I promised my BF he could do me up the rear tonight"
"Sure sounds like fun. Want a BJ with that?"
Chances are it'll fall into the middle somewhere. Probably somewhere closer to the best case than the worst case.
If she says no, you go "Ahwell... i'll just grab some for myself then." and walk it off.
What have you got to lose?
She has a BF and isn't interested in you? - You're outta luck.
She doesn't have a BF, but is really not into you? You're outta luck.
She's into you? Lucky you.
Either way, not making a move ain't gonna help the situation. The only thing it MIGHT do is change option 3 into option 1 or 2...
I'm definitely on the right side of this diagram
the question is: Left-right or right-right?
Why not just stalk her on facebook? How many females in this world DON'T have that ****.
She (apparently) doesn't have FB... mentioned in one of the first posts...
This is the only reason facebook has any value
i wonder why nobody ever considered the fourth option, next to 'has boyfriend, not interested', 'no boyfriend, not interested' and 'no boyfriend, interested'.
no rules in love and war. however, in that case, check if he is not called 'big Mike'.
more serious; i know/have known/have been one myself a lot of girls (and boys) who just stay in a relation, for the relations sake, for the sex, for not being alone, but are very interested in someone else 'walking by'.
but maybe you are all moral saints who would never 'steal' a girl from a guy you dont know.
While all is fair in love and war... Karma sticks a great big glass bottle up your backside and kicks you with steal toe caps on for that dude.
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