LOL Something you shouldn't do but really want to

Ryanair's first annual Bit-Tech Cheesecake and Beer Fart Contest? Hell, I'm up for that!

 

Have you lit a fart yet? Try that and see how you feel Beware, you bum hairs might catch on fire. Best to do it through a pair of underpants and just hope it breaks through

 

You almost sound like that's for experience

 

I want to go on a high speed drive on the motorways with police chasing, see how long I can last without getting caught!

Regards
GiGo

 

I do

 

Something else I thought of.

Any of you aware of winnie the pooh?

Well one fond game is called pooh sticks and there is even a special place where really kids go to play pooh sticks.



its in the Ashdown Forest.

Anyway back to my evil thought which cant be new.


Take a group of bit-tech'ers wait until a bus load of kids arrive and we play poo sticks and watch them all burst out into tears as floaters battle the current.

 

Guess that makes two of us. Although if you found out that the afterlife wasn't all that it is cracked up to be (or non-existent) would you still wish you had found out?

I think that I will let science try to figure this one out and if I die before they do (huge possibility this will be the case) then I guess I shall die with out knowing.

 

Ah, I spend a little too much time thinking about these, my top ones are:

Play Russian roulette
High speed pursuit with police
Same again but on a motorcycle
Bank robbery, for the planning and execution rather than the money
One night stand (not really that unusual, but I've never done it)
Kill someone (in a kill or be killed situation, of course)

Pretty sure the one night stand is the only one I'll ever do, maybe the Russian roulette on my deathbed

 

I too want to do the car chase thing.

And a burnout with my moped inside the police station.

I heard of a guy trying to slap a girl on a bike on the ass as they were driving by. Thy were driving about 80km/h. Nearly broke his arm. Poor girl :/

Nope

 

High speed police chase with me driving a Corvette ZR1. They wouldn't catch me without an airstrike.

 

I done the farts in a jar thing years ago.
Unleashed it on a friend sitting on the sofa but there was no smell, it must have escaped or burned out in the jar..

 

Punch someone whilst on a bouncy castle

 

I really want to find out what happens when you die...if it happens to you, text me or something.

 

Just pray that there're no corners

 

get extreme road rage and beat the sh*t out of someones car and drive away

 

smack a screaming child in a supermarket.
kick a chavette who is pregnant with its 6th kid in the stomach
start vigilante chav hunting (oh god i came so close to this)
lop the bollocks off every investment banker
feed simon "c**tface" cowell to a moshpit

im not a nasty person really, i just have zero tollerance with the ills of modern society.

 

after that post, i believe this thread is going downhill...

 

I forgot, burn jersey

 

I've wanted to get into a serious fight and beat someone into unconsciousness (I don't start fights but am itching for that one asshole who pushes too far)
unleash a zombie virus on the public on the south island of new zealand, and hope it doesn't spread over seas.
get in a real life urban shootout.
Throw annoying people out of my house (my sister is staying at my place with her kids, was only supposed to be here a couple of days, and now it's been 2 weeks and her children like to cry and scream all the ****ing time and she gets stoned every goddamn night).
aaaand lock myself a supermarket for a week to nom all their food & take off with whatever is left after that.

 

I've always kind of wanted to be Hitler mk2, except replace germany with canada, and jews with the french.

Nobody would see it coming!



But in all seriousness, I've had a small bomb built up for years now that I've been wanting to set off, but just haven't had the time or place to do it. So it's sat in a box for all these years, and I'm not even sure if it'll work anymore, but I still want to try it out.