Not sure if this should be in News or what. http://icsouthlondon.icnetwork.co.u...00&headline=squirrels-on-crack-name_page.html I thought it was a wind up.
Funny, but seriously, why don't the police use the squirrels as a guide to finding the drugs? See a squirrel about on high, and get MI5 to secretly monitor it or something, then arrest it and send it to squirrel prison.
If the world was populated by cracked out squired there would be nothing but forrestes. The reason we have forrest (or at least my friend claims) is because squirles are dumb, and spread nuts around, and hide them everywhere, then forget where they were...and there you have it...a new tree. Thanks for being dumb squirrels!!