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Discussion in 'General' started by Blazza181, 17 Aug 2011.

  1. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    "Shaka, when the walls fell"
     
  2. Digi

    Digi The not-so-funny Cockney

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    Donning his pantyhose and a well made suit from the best taylor in Tottenham Court Road (it's made out of hi-fi equipment with SALE NOW ON signs all over it) Boris rushes past the 3 spidermen, now fighting after one threw an egg at prescott, and explodes into the street shouting; 'my nipples explode with the light!'
     
  3. Blazza181

    Blazza181 SVM PLACENTA CASEI

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    Then Rosie Huntington-Whitely came in to advertise lingerie for Boris to cover up his nipples with. (HELL YEA):rock:
     
  4. Porkins' Wingman

    Porkins' Wingman Can't touch this

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    Later, after Boris had flipped Rosie over for the fourth time and run out of seed, he reached for the phone to call in a pizza. But when he lifted the receiver the line was dead...
     
  5. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    So he fished his mobile phone out of his trouser pocket that was draped over the back of a chair. After finally getting through to a pizza parlour, he asked, "Do you deliver?" - to which the reply was...
     
  6. Huge

    Huge aka Dave

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    "No sir, we do peperoni, chicken, ham, bacon and many other meats. Nobody has ever asked for liver before."
     
  7. Porkins' Wingman

    Porkins' Wingman Can't touch this

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    Boris was infuriated by the sheer temerity of this likely immigrant - being made the butt of a play on words shot right to the bone of his fat, over-indulged mass. His blood was boiling as he reached for his bicycle, helmet and hi-viz vest - he was going to teach that boy a lesson...
     
  8. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    He cycled to the pizza parlour and started teaching that boy "Hooked on Phonics"...
     
  9. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    Suddenly a ginger bursts from the bathroom door, armed to the teeth with a large variety of sex toys, he shouts out his name:
     
  10. Yorkie

    Yorkie Minimodder

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    I am Spiderman.
     
  11. mars-bar-man

    mars-bar-man Side bewb.

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    Stunned, Boris gives out a massive scream of pleasure..
     
  12. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    SPARTA!!!
     
  13. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    "No!!! this is the Krusty Krab" shouted Spiderman
     
  14. Elton

    Elton Officially a Whisky Nerd

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    Sadly Boris the realized he wasn't hooked on phonics, but crack.

    Cue "I'm on Crack"
     
  15. erratum1

    erratum1 What's a Dremel?

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    Boris then realised it was 'Spiderman day' where everyone dresses as Spiderman, he had completely forgotten and it was now too late to get a costume.
     
  16. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    Boris did however manage to get a Spongebob Squarepants costume and ran around shouting "I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready"
     
  17. Blazza181

    Blazza181 SVM PLACENTA CASEI

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    And then Squidward blows Boris..

    Using his clarinet
     
  18. Zinfandel

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    Boris pause for a moment and considered if the copious amount of hallucinogenic drugs he'd taken the previous evening was still in effect, as he turned and walked towards his window he could feel a slight breeze coming in through the seals, when all of a sudden...
     
  19. Psycho

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    Velocirapture happened.
     
  20. tristanperry

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    "What madness is this?", Boris exclaimed, before realising that the life-sized raptor (mistaken as raptor Jesus, a common mistake) flying through the window and past him at great speed was actually thrown by a looter below, who had stolen the raptor from the 'Raptors R Us' store. So Boris picked up his..
     

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