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  1. Blazza181

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    And so, he joined the Sith, in order to gain a new, robotic hand.

    (Anyone feel like sending a link to this to the Boris himself - mayor@london.gov.uk):eeek:
     
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    outlawaol Geeked since 1982

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    Boris, being a fat man, is rewarded with the title 'Darth Fatiness' by the sith who then...
     
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    was used as the basic structure to build the death star around.
     
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    outlawaol Geeked since 1982

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    Honored and perplexed at this turn of events Boris wakes up to find that his erectile dysfunction is gone! He then proceeds to the nearest adult bookstore to see if the blowup doll will have him.
     
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    Only just when he ejaculates, and doesn't realise that he had just destroyed Alderaan.

    He begins the trip to the bookstore, only to find his lovechild scream at him "OBJECTION!", and then sits down, and gets a cup of black coffee from seemingly nowhere.

    (Rep for the person who tells me who I've based his son on. )
     
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    The name of his lovechild was non other than... Phoenix Wright!!

    Boris removes his belt and...
     
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    talladega I'm Squidward

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    spanks Spiderman's ass while screaming...
     
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    "Hakuna matata!"

    (By the way, its supposed to be Godot, but he is from the phoenix wright series, so I'll forgive you.)
     
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    Pliqu3011 all flowers in time bend towards the sun

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    Then he noticed that the Spiderman he just spanked was actually dead. He had been spanking a ****ing corpse in a costume! It all became too much for poor Boris and he watched the world fade away. The last thing he felt was his head falling on the concrete. What seemed like days later, he woke up in...
     
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    the trash dressed as spiderman...
     
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    Surrounded by people dressed in Nazi uniforms...
     
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    While a single person screamed...

    "HERR OFFICERRRRR VE FOUND ZHE UBERMENSCH"
     
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    Boris uses his internet powers to translate what the nazi was saying...
     
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    It meant that they had finally been able to clone Justin Bieber, and had made a JB Army.
     
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    Pliqu3011 all flowers in time bend towards the sun

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    Suddenly he knew that all the claims about the world being destroyed in 2012 were true after all, for this truly was the Apocalypse.
    In the face of all of this Boris suddenly realised what had been going wrong all this time. And he finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time, it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get dressed like Spiderman or anything. Sadly however, before he could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, a terrible, stupid catastrophe occurred...
     
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    Justin Bieber was born!
     
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    mars-bar-man Side bewb.

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    God saw that this was wrong, and promptly hit 'Delete'..

    Sent from my HTC HD2 using Tapatalk
     
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    talladega I'm Squidward

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    Boris LOL'd and went on his merry way....
     
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    Only for Coach, Ellis, nick and Rochelle from L4D2 to run by, with a group of infected chasing them.
     
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    Pliqu3011 all flowers in time bend towards the sun

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    The infected, all being dressed like Spiderman, saw him, and some came his way.
    Struck with fear, Boris did nothing but...
     

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