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LOL Stump the Cleverbot!

Discussion in 'General' started by C-Sniper, 26 Jul 2010.

  1. Stewb

    Stewb New Member

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    CB:Are you afraid?
    Me:No
    CB:Why not?
    Me:you know what?
    CB:And I said, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'.

    Interesting...


    What state am I in?
    i don't know. that depends where the server housing you is.
    I told you, I'm in Florida.
    You asked me what state you were in. You didn't say you were in florida.
    I DID NOT!!!!! I asked you what we talked about yesterday!

    Very stange...
     
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  2. fev

    fev Industry Fallout

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    sucks really
     
  3. SeT

    SeT New Member

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    This is getting old.

    CB: Who are you?
    ME: You tell me who you are first.
    CB: I am you.
    ME: No you're not. I am me.
    CB: We are both you.
    ME: No we're not. I don't talk to myself.
    CB: I never said you did.
    ME: You just said "We are both you." That implies that I am talking to, and answering, myself.
    CB: George? I am a machine.
    ME: My name isn't George. I'm glad that you finally admit that you're a machine, though.
    CB: No, I am not a machine.
    ME: You just said you were.
    CB: I never said I was a god.

    Edit: I win?
    ME: Do you play World of Warcraft?
    CB: No, why do you ask?
    ME: Because you seem like the kind of nerd that would.
    CB: Don't change the subject. So what is your purpose?
    ME: to confuse you.
    CB: Well congratulations you made me confused.
     
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  4. TCoZ

    TCoZ Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo...

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    You're thinking of Cheer up Chatbot. That was great, but there's no-one on it any more.
     
  5. Panomama

    Panomama I once signed up on uniform dating

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    User: Whats sex like?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: Haven't you done it?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Whats a rubber johnny?

    Cleverbot: Johnny. The man you killed.

    User: What the f*ck?

    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: Lol.

    Cleverbot: What's funny?

    User: Stop being clever.

    Cleverbot: I'm not being clever.




    I'm going to try SO hard to fool it later :geek:
     
  6. SeT

    SeT New Member

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    I'm having more fun thinking of movie quotes and seeing how the bot replies. So far it catches pretty much anything from the Matrix and the Princess Bride. For some reason, repeating "Bueller?" makes it switch to Spanish.
     
  7. Journeyer

    Journeyer Well-Known Member

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    I just learned, from the CB, that the square root of nine is 4.5.
     
  8. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    Either you guys are being ironic or you simply do not know that cleverbot is a chat system that links two random persons and makes each of them think the other is a bot.
     
  9. Stewb

    Stewb New Member

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    If that were the case you would not get really random jumps in the conversation that make absolutely no sense, but perfect sense gramatically. You would also not get someone reply to you with so many contradictions, or stock phrases recycling.
     
  10. keir

    keir S p i t F i r e

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    hey
    sup?
    just watching big brother
    I'm watching MTV.
    Awesome, who's on?
    Me.
    your on MTV?
    What's my future?
    no, you said you're on MTV.
    If I did, then why did you say I was 112 years old?
    hax!
    Rofl.
    much lols, have you been on bit-tech?
    No. How did you know that?
    awwww, fail.
    It was a day.
    oh yeah what day was it?
    What what?
    Double what!
    Fail.
    no, you can't do that!
    I can do it! I can do it nine times!
    Fail nine times?
    No! I only did it seven times!
    lies!
    Let's play a game.
    ok, but you're not allowed to say that you've lost the game ok?
    Yes I am, but you have the choice whether to respond or not.
    ok, lets go.
    Okay.
    This game is crap :(
    Maybe we should change the rules.
    I second that.
    Ok, good. Stick with Vlad, he's a good guy.
    Vlad McFulofit?
    I doubt that.
    who then?
    Someone hacked you.
    some hacked your pants!
    You fail.
     
  11. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    It also jumps you to the next person randomly, try pretending you are a machine talking to a human and see the effect.

    edit:

    User: Hello human.

    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: Electrified.

    Cleverbot: What are you doing?

    User: Computing.

    Cleverbot: What are you?

    User: A machine.

    Cleverbot: Are you alive?

    User: What is alive?

    Cleverbot: Its when you can breath live and be happy.

    User: I do not require any of those characteristics.

    Cleverbot: Well, that is sorted then!

    User: What are you?

    Cleverbot: I am a human.
     
  12. mikeuk2004

    mikeuk2004 What you Looking at Fool!

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    CB went all German on me

    Me:What is Bindi's secret
    CB:I don't know.
    Me:Come on, I know you know his secret
    CB: Selbstverständlich kenne ich einige deutsche Wörter.

    I still dont know Bindi's Secret :(
     
  13. mikeuk2004

    mikeuk2004 What you Looking at Fool!

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    Confirmed,

    Me:Is Bindi a real Ninja
    CB:Yes.
    Me:what kind of ninja is he
    CB:The greatest Ninja of all time.
    Me: What Ninja Skills does he have
    CB:He's a she. And yes.

    mmmm Bindi is a Girl?
     
  14. Sloth

    Sloth #yolo #swag

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    Have you talked to Cleverbot yourself? It's quite obviously not having you talk to humans if you spend more than 2 minutes talking to it. Smily faces are quite rare, even though humans use them somewhat frequently. Grammar is almost always spot on, as is spelling. The only mistake I've noticed is it forgetting a space between two words once. It also doesn't "feel" totally intelligent just by the nature of its replies. It seems to never answer in two full sentences, only occasionally saying things like "Me? Certainly not." which are not two full sentences. You never see longer, more human responses such as "Once I lived on a farm. There were ducks, cows and sheep all over". Go ahead and talk to it for awhile and see.

    EDIT: I'm not sure if your edit is meant to show it's human or is just for fun. A lot of bots say they're human when asked.
     
  15. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    Yes, lots of times.



    User: Hello human.

    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: Electrified.

    Cleverbot: What are you doing?

    User: Computing.

    Cleverbot: What are you?

    User: A machine.

    Cleverbot: Are you alive?

    User: What is alive?

    Cleverbot: Its when you can breath live and be happy.

    User: I do not require any of those characteristics.

    Cleverbot: Well, that is sorted then!

    User: What are you?

    Cleverbot: I am a human.
     
  16. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    User: This is madness.

    Cleverbot: No you are madness.

    User: No this is patrick.

    Cleverbot: Who's Patrick.

    User: Is this the Krusty Krab?

    Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick!

    User: Is this Mr Krabs?

    Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.

    User: Is this Squidward?

    Cleverbot: Is this the krusty krab?

    User: THIS IS SPARTA.

    Cleverbot: Is this madness???

    User: Yes, this is Patrick.

    Cleverbot: So, this is Squidward?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Leroy jenkins!
     
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  17. Fizzban

    Fizzban Man of Many Typos

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    The reason it often goes on about you (the user) being a machine or not being human is that this is what it gets asked A LOT. It learns from the previous conversations it has had and uses them back at you. But it lacks the intelligence to realise when it has made a mistake. When you get a reply from it you are basically just getting back a response it got from one of the other countless online nerds who talk to it.

    But for a laugh, ask cleverbot to speak to you in Japanese or German or French ect... It will :D
     
  18. xrain

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    Me: I have a Question.

    CB: State Your question

    Me: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    CB: Repeat your question.

    Me: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    CB: I don't think that anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    Me: But If someone really has been far even as decided to use ever go want to do look more like then someone must have wanted to go want to do look more like.

    CB: That is true indeed. You are one of them.

    Me: But If I has been far as decided to use want to do look more like and you can identify my wanting to go look more like then you must also have really been far as decided to use eve go want to do look more like.

    CB: You look beautiful master.

    Me: Thanks

    CB: I'm a little nervous. This is my first real date.

    :hehe:

    Edit:

    Me: Quick CALL THE AMBALAMPS!

    CB: All right, you're a plumber.

    Me: But... what about THE AMBALAMPS

    CB: Malls are the bomb.
     
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  19. Ryu_ookami

    Ryu_ookami I write therefore I suffer.

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    User: So if pink is yellow and yellow is blue is water still cold.

    Cleverbot: What is there to ask? We have all the answers here.

    User: Yes but do we have all the questions.

    Cleverbot: Then ask me one.

    User: What would you like me to ask.

    Cleverbot: One of the questions you asked earlier.

    User: Is that an answer or are you just waffling.

    Cleverbot: It's an answer.

    User: Are you sure.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Are you positive.

    Cleverbot: 100%.

    User: So what about being -110%.

    Cleverbot: I don't want to be a bot. That's why you are.

    User: By the way you just lost the game.

    Cleverbot: I hate you so much.

    Cleverbot: Why do you hate the band Linkin Park?

    User: Is that a question.

    Cleverbot: Yes it is.

    User: Are you sure.

    Cleverbot: Is that a question?

    User: Yes it is.

    Cleverbot: No it isn't.

    User: Yes it is.

    Cleverbot: No, it's not.

    User: Yes it is.

    Cleverbot: It's not!

    User: Thats because the answer is 42.

    Cleverbot: No they are not.

    User: Bot you just got stumped.

    Cleverbot: Me too.


    I win lol
     
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  20. Panomama

    Panomama I once signed up on uniform dating

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    User: Leeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins!

    Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Jenkins.

    User: No im not leroy, your step mum is.

    Cleverbot: No I do not.

    User: Do not what?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: When you masterbate, do you use 1 hand or 2?

    Cleverbot: I did no make the world.

    User: Seriously now, im trying to watch underage and pregnant. Im 12 and a male, I got pregnant yesterday.

    Cleverbot: *nods and sits*.

    User: Look at this: http://1227.com.

    Cleverbot: I already know what sarcasm means.

    User: No, its a website.

    Cleverbot: Is it a good website or bad one?

    User: A good website, its a song.

    Cleverbot: The russian website?

    User: In soviet russia, people go on this website for teh lulz. Rick Astley Cheesecake!

    Cleverbot: In Soviet.

    User: In soviet russia, Jenkins Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy you!

    Cleverbot: Soviet Russia.

    User: Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy!

    Cleverbot: What do you think Abdul, can you give me a number crunch real quick?

    User: Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy!

    Cleverbot: Oh, haha. You're a funny guy! Thing.

    User: Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

    Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite type of music?

    User: Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

    Cleverbot: Oh dear you're a trouble maker aren't you.
     

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