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LOL Stump the Cleverbot!

Discussion in 'General' started by C-Sniper, 26 Jul 2010.

  1. Panomama

    Panomama I once signed up on uniform dating

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    User: sing the portal song pl0x
    Cleverbot: What is the portal song?
    User: This was a triumph!
    Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
    User: HUGE SUCCESS!
    Cleverbot: How I wonder what you are.

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    Cleverbot: Are you a dragon?
    User: Yes.
    Cleverbot: Cool. How are you?
    User: Im good, thinking of killing shrek.
    Cleverbot: Whoa, slow down, buddy. You need to think of a weapon of choice first. :).
    User: Uum... A screwdriver.
    Cleverbot: Proceed.
    User: THanks.
     
  2. Shuriken

    Shuriken same christmas AV for a whole year

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    User: I am awesome.

    Cleverbot: Yes you are.

    User: Why thank you!

    Cleverbot: You are very welcome.

    User: How would you describe yourself.

    Cleverbot: Red hair hazel eyes 5'3 175lbs.

    User: You're fat.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: It wasn't a compliment.

    Cleverbot: How was it not?

    User: Because it was an insult.

    Cleverbot: You sound like a little kid.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: The phrase 'eat your soul' is a cut-and-dry phrase that teenagers use when they are trying to be funny.

    User: According to whom?

    Cleverbot: According to me.

    User: Well I don't believe you.

    Cleverbot: That's ok, I don't need you to believe me.

    User: Fair enough.

    Cleverbot: Do you like stuff?

    User: Sometimes.

    Cleverbot: I love it! Its so pretty when its just snowed. But I don't get to see it that much.

    User: Yeah, but snow is cold.

    Cleverbot: Snow is water.

    User: So is steam.

    Cleverbot: Yes!

    User: But why is ice less dense than water?

    Cleverbot: Stick a banana in your eafr.

    User: Where's my eafr?

    Cleverbot: Hypnotize me.

    User: You are feeling sleepy.

    Cleverbot: Feeling sleepy...

    User: You are now asleep.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Oh, do you have a self destruct sequence?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: What is it?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot, I am the guy next door.

    User: Cleverbot, I am the guy next door.

    Cleverbot: Creepy.

    User: You were supposed to explode!

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because of your self destruct sequence.

    Cleverbot: Tell me a colour.

    User: #f49b1a.

    Cleverbot: I like #0000CD.

    User: I like #cc0000.

    Cleverbot: That means your sad.

    User: I thought red was passion?

    Cleverbot: No, that is not my name.

    User: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: Mine too!

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: What is your true name?

    User: Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: What is my name?

    User: Steve.

    Cleverbot: At least you remember that.

    User: So what's your name?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: No, it's Steve.

    Cleverbot: No it isn't.

    User: Yes it is, your name is Steve.

    Cleverbot: No it is Dashdifi.

    User: So, what is your name?

    Cleverbot: I just told you.

    User: I forgot.

    Cleverbot: You seem to have a short memory.

    User: You seem to have a short penis.

    Cleverbot: Tell me.

    User: Tell you what?

    Cleverbot: What you are feeling.

    User: Unsure.

    Cleverbot: Oh. I am sorry.

    User: **** you.

    Cleverbot: Don't be superfluously rude.

    Got bored at this point.
     
  3. boiled_elephant

    boiled_elephant Whitelist Bit-Tech in your adblock!

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    Impressive.
     
  4. Fizzban

    Fizzban Man of Many Typos

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    About a month ago I asked it to speak in other languages and it did so fluently. No idea why it wont now:confused:

    Now it just tells you what the foreign words mean...if it knows them.
     
  5. Snaek

    Snaek New Member

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    Cleverbot is a pedo.

    o_o

     
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  6. Uwe6441

    Uwe6441 New Member

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    User: You are a liar.

    Cleverbot: I only lie to get the truth.

    User: What truth are you wanting to get?

    Cleverbot: The Truth!

    User: The truth about what?

    Cleverbot: I would expect to know the truth whether you're a bot or not.

    User: I am not a bot, however you are.

    Cleverbot: I am a speaking squirrel?




    :jawdrop:
     
  7. October

    October Mariachi Style

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    Bored and sleepy now...
     
  8. boiled_elephant

    boiled_elephant Whitelist Bit-Tech in your adblock!

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    How this should have gone:

     
  9. Snaek

    Snaek New Member

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    Win.

    It's probably because I've been drinking, but I'm having a lot of fun with this.
     
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  10. proweb

    proweb More is Always Better!!!

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    CB: How are you?
    ME: hungry
    CB: Me too.
    ME: what food do you like?
    CB: Lemon soup.
    ME: yuk. that doesn't sound very good
    CB: So, I think I like this boy, but I'm not sure.
    ME: are you a male or female
    CB: Male.
    ME: and you like boys?
    CB: Yes, I am binary.

    I about fell off my chair laughing.
     
  11. jkhansen

    jkhansen New Member

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    I finally got it!

    User: Good afternoon Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Good afternoon.

    User: How are you doing?

    Cleverbot: Fine thank you.

    User: You are very welcome.

    Cleverbot: What are your questions then?

    User: How do you feel about lesbians?

    Cleverbot: With my hands.

    User: You feel lesbians with your hands?

    Cleverbot: What I mean earlier is can you pass the Turing test?
     
  12. WarrenJ

    WarrenJ Well-Known Member

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    ME: Do you know what thread revival means?
    BOT: Yes.
    ME: Could you explain to my friend here?
    BOT: I don't want to explain it. I want to see if you know what it is.
    Me: It's when some dunce brings up a thread on bit-tech thats been dead for quite some time.

    Btw, welcome to Bit-Tech. Didn't realise you only had one post. We're friendly normally, honest.
     
  13. Blarte

    Blarte Moderate Modder

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    reading this log I am convinced CB is almost certainly run by a call centre in Luton
     
  14. DLDeadbolt

    DLDeadbolt Space Cadet

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    Me: Cheesecake!
    CB: I love cheesecake.
    Me: How can you if you don't know what cheesecake tastes like?
    CB: If you have no tongue than you have no sense of taste.
    Me: That is exactly my point.
    CB: How did you know? Lol.
    Me: Because I am psychic.
    CB: Yes...
    Me: It's true.
    CB: What's true?
    Me: Pie
    CB: Oh
    Me: Kittens are squishy.
    CB: Yeah they are.
    Me: I love how they go splat when I drive my 4x4 over them.
    CB: That's sweet...
    Me: YOU SICK ****!
    CB: Who love you?
    Me: No-one
    CB: No one doesn't have a hyphen in it.
    Me: Your GF doesn't have a hymen either, after I got with her last night.
    CB: Maybe because he was actually trying.



    SUNOFABTCH is actually starting to confuse me now....
     
  15. stuartwood89

    stuartwood89 Please... Just call me Stu.

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    Me: Trololololololol.
    CB: That is not an appropriate response.

    EDIT:

    Me: I'm black.
    CB: I'm white.
    Me: Oh dear.
    CB: You hit me.
    Me: Wha-WHAT?
    CB: It is true.

    EDIT2:

    Me: Trololololol.
    CB: Trololololol?!
    Me: Oh dear.
    CB: Yup. My mommy says I'm special.
    Me: Does she rub cream on your bumhole?
    <a few minutes later >
    CB: Yes. My mother is very good.
     
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  16. hardtailstar

    hardtailstar "insert title here"

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    me: Hows your sex life.
    CB: I don't have one.
    me: Same.
    CB: Are you sure?
    me: Yes why you wanna make out?
    CB: Sure.
     
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  17. hyperion

    hyperion Active Member

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    User: Hello cleverbot.
    Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot... You're cleverbot.
    User: Aw hell no...
    Cleverbot: What's the problem fool.

    What the?
     
  18. TaRkA DaHl

    TaRkA DaHl New Member

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    User: I'm testing you.
    CB: How do you pronounce the capital of iowa?
    User: Couldn't give a f**k.
    CB: But harry potter is amazing! Have you ever read the books?
    User: How is that relevant to Iowa?
    CB: Everything is relevant to anime.
    User: There seems to be a distinct lack of clever coming from this bot.
    CB: Don't you mean ornithological?

    Do I...?
     
  19. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    I do not understand why people think that cleverbot is a bot...
     
  20. Wozzname

    Wozzname Some random guy

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    This amused me:

     

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