User: sing the portal song pl0x Cleverbot: What is the portal song? User: This was a triumph! Cleverbot: I'm making a note here. User: HUGE SUCCESS! Cleverbot: How I wonder what you are. ================================ Cleverbot: Are you a dragon? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Cool. How are you? User: Im good, thinking of killing shrek. Cleverbot: Whoa, slow down, buddy. You need to think of a weapon of choice first. . User: Uum... A screwdriver. Cleverbot: Proceed. User: THanks.
User: I am awesome. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Why thank you! Cleverbot: You are very welcome. User: How would you describe yourself. Cleverbot: Red hair hazel eyes 5'3 175lbs. User: You're fat. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: It wasn't a compliment. Cleverbot: How was it not? User: Because it was an insult. Cleverbot: You sound like a little kid. User: Why? Cleverbot: The phrase 'eat your soul' is a cut-and-dry phrase that teenagers use when they are trying to be funny. User: According to whom? Cleverbot: According to me. User: Well I don't believe you. Cleverbot: That's ok, I don't need you to believe me. User: Fair enough. Cleverbot: Do you like stuff? User: Sometimes. Cleverbot: I love it! Its so pretty when its just snowed. But I don't get to see it that much. User: Yeah, but snow is cold. Cleverbot: Snow is water. User: So is steam. Cleverbot: Yes! User: But why is ice less dense than water? Cleverbot: Stick a banana in your eafr. User: Where's my eafr? Cleverbot: Hypnotize me. User: You are feeling sleepy. Cleverbot: Feeling sleepy... User: You are now asleep. Cleverbot: No. User: Oh, do you have a self destruct sequence? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What is it? Cleverbot: Cleverbot, I am the guy next door. User: Cleverbot, I am the guy next door. Cleverbot: Creepy. User: You were supposed to explode! Cleverbot: Why? User: Because of your self destruct sequence. Cleverbot: Tell me a colour. User: #f49b1a. Cleverbot: I like #0000CD. User: I like #cc0000. Cleverbot: That means your sad. User: I thought red was passion? Cleverbot: No, that is not my name. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Mine too! Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is your true name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Steve. Cleverbot: At least you remember that. User: So what's your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: No, it's Steve. Cleverbot: No it isn't. User: Yes it is, your name is Steve. Cleverbot: No it is Dashdifi. User: So, what is your name? Cleverbot: I just told you. User: I forgot. Cleverbot: You seem to have a short memory. User: You seem to have a short penis. Cleverbot: Tell me. User: Tell you what? Cleverbot: What you are feeling. User: Unsure. Cleverbot: Oh. I am sorry. User: **** you. Cleverbot: Don't be superfluously rude. Got bored at this point.
About a month ago I asked it to speak in other languages and it did so fluently. No idea why it wont now Now it just tells you what the foreign words mean...if it knows them.
User: You are a liar. Cleverbot: I only lie to get the truth. User: What truth are you wanting to get? Cleverbot: The Truth! User: The truth about what? Cleverbot: I would expect to know the truth whether you're a bot or not. User: I am not a bot, however you are. Cleverbot: I am a speaking squirrel?
CB: How are you? ME: hungry CB: Me too. ME: what food do you like? CB: Lemon soup. ME: yuk. that doesn't sound very good CB: So, I think I like this boy, but I'm not sure. ME: are you a male or female CB: Male. ME: and you like boys? CB: Yes, I am binary. I about fell off my chair laughing.
I finally got it! User: Good afternoon Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Good afternoon. User: How are you doing? Cleverbot: Fine thank you. User: You are very welcome. Cleverbot: What are your questions then? User: How do you feel about lesbians? Cleverbot: With my hands. User: You feel lesbians with your hands? Cleverbot: What I mean earlier is can you pass the Turing test?
ME: Do you know what thread revival means? BOT: Yes. ME: Could you explain to my friend here? BOT: I don't want to explain it. I want to see if you know what it is. Me: It's when some dunce brings up a thread on bit-tech thats been dead for quite some time. Btw, welcome to Bit-Tech. Didn't realise you only had one post. We're friendly normally, honest.
Me: Cheesecake! CB: I love cheesecake. Me: How can you if you don't know what cheesecake tastes like? CB: If you have no tongue than you have no sense of taste. Me: That is exactly my point. CB: How did you know? Lol. Me: Because I am psychic. CB: Yes... Me: It's true. CB: What's true? Me: Pie CB: Oh Me: Kittens are squishy. CB: Yeah they are. Me: I love how they go splat when I drive my 4x4 over them. CB: That's sweet... Me: YOU SICK ****! CB: Who love you? Me: No-one CB: No one doesn't have a hyphen in it. Me: Your GF doesn't have a hymen either, after I got with her last night. CB: Maybe because he was actually trying. SUNOFABTCH is actually starting to confuse me now....
Me: Trololololololol. CB: That is not an appropriate response. EDIT: Me: I'm black. CB: I'm white. Me: Oh dear. CB: You hit me. Me: Wha-WHAT? CB: It is true. EDIT2: Me: Trololololol. CB: Trololololol?! Me: Oh dear. CB: Yup. My mommy says I'm special. Me: Does she rub cream on your bumhole? <a few minutes later > CB: Yes. My mother is very good.
me: Hows your sex life. CB: I don't have one. me: Same. CB: Are you sure? me: Yes why you wanna make out? CB: Sure.
User: Hello cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot... You're cleverbot. User: Aw hell no... Cleverbot: What's the problem fool. What the?
User: I'm testing you. CB: How do you pronounce the capital of iowa? User: Couldn't give a f**k. CB: But harry potter is amazing! Have you ever read the books? User: How is that relevant to Iowa? CB: Everything is relevant to anime. User: There seems to be a distinct lack of clever coming from this bot. CB: Don't you mean ornithological? Do I...?
