Education Surely Scarlett Johansson naked deserves its own thread? (NSFW Links)

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  1. SuicideNeil

    SuicideNeil What's a Dremel?

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    GTFO...
     
  2. soviet_

    soviet_ Bantros

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    My favourite. Never thought I'd see the day, rejoice!
     
  3. goldstar0011

    goldstar0011 Multimodder

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    all I can say is thanks
     
  4. alf-

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    weirdly i think she looks better with clothes on,
    i guess reality couldn't match my imagination :lol:
     
  5. chrismarkham1982

    chrismarkham1982 Multimodder

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    Nothing weird about that, i sometimes think women look sexier with a bit of clothing on.
     
  6. The_Beast

    The_Beast I like wood ಠ_ಠ

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  8. GregTheRotter

    GregTheRotter Minimodder

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    saw these on idontlikeyouinthatway.com Her bewbs always looked a zillion times better when she's in one of those dresses that push them up, there they look well, meh.
     
  9. glaeken

    glaeken Freeeeeeeze! I'm a cawp!

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    <puts on spectacles>
    One must remember that professional photos are engineered to portray the better qualities of the subject; standards that grainy, low resolution camera phone photos cannot match (especially without studio settings).
    </closes book, takes off spectacles>

    In other words, I'm pretty sure she'd look phenomenal in a real shoot.
     
  10. GregTheRotter

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    dark_avenger Minimodder

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    meh, never understood people going crazy over celebs.

    Billions of other women on the planet, move along...
     
  12. Canon

    Canon Reformed

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    Some chick in the nip...isn't there a better forum for this?

    p.s teeth too big for mouth and Euclid himself would have struggled to work out that nose..
     
  13. boiled_elephant

    boiled_elephant Merom Celeron 4 lyfe

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    Oh God, bit-tech, has it come to this?

    And no, that didn't deserve its own thread, I've taken sexier photos with my own phone. It's a blurry boob, and she doesn't even have particularly nice boobs. Unless you only discovered the internet hit puberty like two days ago, this is not press-stopping material.



    >>starts clearly and admittedly controversial thread
    >>viciously attacks the first person to express disapproval

    Not cool.
     
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  14. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    Imo, she doesn't look too pretty in the first pic, but in the second pic she's got a nice pose - looks much like Natalie Portman :naughty:

    But hey gaiz... I tink the op's picz r privatz... I doubt Scarlett gave permission for them to be broadcast publicly...
     
  15. noizdaemon666

    noizdaemon666 I'm Od, Therefore I Pwn

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    Hey, if she's allowed to stare and drool at Johnny Depp, I can bloody well comment and/or view in a thread about Scarlet Johansson being naked lol
     
  16. Zinfandel

    Zinfandel Modder

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    I viciously attacked him?

    Alright mate, we wouldn't want to get inflammatory over here would we.

    Well congratulations to you, you're obviously much more sophisticated and mature and grown up than the millions of men this made smile/giggle/erect/whatever.

    Aren't you 20 or something :S?
     
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  17. Zinfandel

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    There was another one along the lines of "Sees SJ arse pic leaked, phones in sick. Notices link to breasts as well, quits job".

    I thought that was quite amusing.

    God bless you foul bachelor frog, my least favourite of the memes but your time has come.
     
  18. flame696

    flame696 Terminating People Since 1980....

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    its disturbing that you have been looking at a childs arse :eyebrow::D and whats more disturbing is how many children have such a curvy arse?? :wallbash:
     
  19. M7ck

    M7ck Ⓜod Ⓜaster

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    So I am not the only one that thinks this. This thread will be locked soon anyway because this is just soft porn (and not that great imo) and I don't think it has a place on Bit-Tech and the OP will more than likely receive a short spell on the sidelines as a result.

    Bit could face potential legal action by allowing these pics to be viewed, these pics were taken in private and were never meant to be seen in public, hence why she has asked the FBI to look into it.

    EDIT

    Inappropriate dude.
     
  20. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    Please guys, no nips. A bit of bum isn't too bad (it *is* NSFW marked after all), but no nips.

    I think legal action is unlikely, you would have to sue just about every message-board on the net, but either way this thread has indeed served its purpose.
     
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