As promised in this thread I managed to convince my Synology DS410j NAS to pose provocatively, showing off her attractive assets. Oh, yeah girl. You know how to sit! Lean back, baby. Work it! Turn around girl, show me your outputs! Look at those mesh orbs. You want to flash me some status lights, baby? Bad HTPC! Bad! Get off the couch! Naughty! Get away. Oh God! Stop it! Urgh! I haven't had her spayed yet. Hm...wha? Oh God...Oh God...Stacker no!! She's too small! NO!! OH GOD THE INHUMANITY!!1!one Urgh, I can't watch.