"Kyle? Kyle, are you there man, I'm sick of playing your grandma, maybe you could come back on? Oh wait, that was you playing just then!?"
"All hail king of the losers" "Cackling laugh" "Start the game already" "You played for 2 hours to die like this"
"You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee." "Killing you would justifiable homicide." "Killing you would be justifiable fungicide." "Your looks would make pigs nauseated." "When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified." "You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!" "Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated." "Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated." "Is that your face? I thought it was you backside."
i cant believe nobody has posted this yet, but you should have a go at some good old insult swordfighting
Okay, I don't play RTS games, but I do play MMOs. I've been known to tell some twit to act their level, not their penis size. Also, I once told someone they were uglier than a festering pimple on an orc's ass. Forgive me, I am a girl and therefore am only a spectator in the world of trash talk. ;P
I'll have to introduce you to Marilyn! She has a proper vocabulary of bad words! Piss complected bottle of puke? Sexygenarian with a quick trigger. Must have had some bad influences in her past. Can't figure out who that might have been.
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the word that most onliners seem to have an obsessive compulsive disorder with as they have to mention it every 2 mins. Noob followed by the second word that they seem to have an OCD with and thats. Camper Which always amuses me when they call a sniper it.
Hit them where it hurts! OMG Cheat! Like, can anyone come back from that? Personal favourite though was a conversation from Lucas Art's The Dig: Brink: Come here, you phlegm-carapaced slime-faced mucus-brained furry-legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth woman! [He notices that Low hasn't moved] Brink: Low, you idiot! Why are you standing there? Boston Low: I'm still trying to figure out what you said. Brink: MOVE YOUR SILLY BUTTOCKS, YOU FOOL!
"If you run, you're only going to die tired." "If I'm going to miss getting into heaven... why miss it by inches?" "When you get to hell, tell them I sent you. You can get a group discount." "And me without a spoon..." One free internet for whoever can tell me where these are from.
