Ok I get ya. Instead of an alarm it would be 'cool' to have a tesla coil pop out and fry the assailant
You aren't using it right then. This was taken with a HP 720 camera: http://users.adelphia.net/~javamoose/Old_Grill.jpg (IMHO could have been taken with a $1000 DSLR, but it wasn't.) and http://users.adelphia.net/~javamoose/Beige_G3/Modding/HPIM0500.jpg (Macro Mode)