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The Coronavirus Thread

Discussion in 'Serious' started by d_stilgar, 13 Mar 2020.

  1. Anfield

    Anfield Multimodder

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    Doggos,doggos everywhere and when you get bored *as if that was possible* then go up to Scotland for a holiday at Loch Pupper:thumb:
     
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  2. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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  3. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    No, no, no, apparently everything is going well, it's been a great success and not having test and trace running effectively in no way affects infection rates.

    #bojobollox
     
  4. Anfield

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  5. Gareth Halfacree

    Gareth Halfacree WIIGII! Staff Administrator Super Moderator Moderator

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    Whoopsie...



    's almost like they're not thinking this stuff through, innit?
     
  6. Anfield

    Anfield Multimodder

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    Not like city centres all around the world have a history of "chucking out time" causing more harm than good or anything... oh wait.
     
  7. Gareth Halfacree

    Gareth Halfacree WIIGII! Staff Administrator Super Moderator Moderator

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    The more I hear about this "world-beating" app that's bearing the NHS name despite having cock-all to do with the NHS...



    The more I think Our Glorious Leaders may have been telling porkies.
     
  8. xaser04

    xaser04 Ba Ba Ba BANANA!

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    Just what?! Test results from around half of all tests (based on the later tweet where they say that around half can be linked) cannot be linked?!

    Seriously?!

    :duh::duh:
     
  9. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    It's cool; they've updated the app. When you click on the icon of the updated version, it now just shows you a portrait of Boris Johnson against a Union Flag backdrop and a stirring soundtrack by Elgar, while a soothing voice repeats the mantra: "Believe in Britain... Believe in Britain... Believe in Britain..."

    [​IMG]
     
  10. enbydee

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  11. Anfield

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    Even funnier when you know some people in Belfast where basically everyone knows someone who has at one point worked for Concentrix and not one of them can tell you anything positive about the company.
     
  12. fix-the-spade

    fix-the-spade Multimodder

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54309603

    Well for today I feel like veering from left wing to militantly right wing. These people need to be rounded up into vans, driven out into the countryide and the vans machine gunned, then burn the vans. It's the only way to ensure public safety.

    Ahhh, now I feel better for typing that.
     
  13. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    Go far enough left and far enough right and you end up in a similar place.
     
  14. Fingers66

    Fingers66 Kiwi in London

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    The USA?
     
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  15. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees Has had A Momentary Lapse of reason...

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    Round them all up, take them to a disused airfield with a strong, high, electrified fence and give them a load of tents. Then they can infect each other to their hearts content and leave the rest of us to stay safe.
     
  16. fix-the-spade

    fix-the-spade Multimodder

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    To me the greater danger isn't them spreading Covid, it's the level of stupid required to make the decisions that led to them all standing there waving their alt-right sovereign citizen placards around. Even if they all got super-duper-Covid and then SARS right after enough would survive for the stupid to still be dangerous.

    I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
     
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  17. Anfield

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    Daily Heil headline the day after:
    The nuke originated from Meghan Markle who was trying to create a mutant army to conquer Dubai.
     
  18. Gareth Halfacree

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  19. GeorgeStorm

    GeorgeStorm Aggressive PC Builder

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    My OH is currently in halls in the Netherlands (whilst I'm still in the UK) and had a couple of symptoms so arranged to get a test, told the flat just so they knew and first thing they all did was moan about the fact they couldn't have people visit/told her what she has to do (can't be near any of them, always wear a face mask, can't go shopping etc), none of them asking if she was ok, couple said to ask if she needed anything, but not till the next evening, not sure how she's meant to not go shopping if nobody offers to help her with that.

    Really sucky situation for those in halls I feel right now.
     
  20. ModSquid

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    Anyone else had a text from the NHS asking to download their tracing app? Anyone have any inclination of doing so?
     

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