The Evil Brother/Sister Confession thread

Discussion in 'General' started by Awoken, 3 Aug 2007.

  1. Khensu

    Khensu likes to touch your special places

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    That is amazing :D Got to love the "year older" story too... even the stabbing is quite funny, though slightly disturbing. I see a Great Future for this topic.

    As for me, I never did anything. I have one older and one younger brother, and they always played and later on "hung out" together. They were also respectively dad's and mum's favourites. This is why having three children is irresponsible, because there's only two parents. I want them all to die, but that may be my middle child syndrome talking ;)
    Damn, thinking about this... I really never ever did anything to them! I was such a sucky child, goddamnit. I think I need to stab their eyes out to make up for lost time or something.
    Reminiscing, my brothers could add a whole lot to this topic though. Always got me in trouble with the parents, even though I didn't do anything. Bastards! That stabbing is going to happen soon now...!

    The rabbit story did remind me of a terrible event though... I had this übercute stuffed rabbit when I was in kindergarten. One day I took it (when I was about fourish) and I lost it. I think I just found the origin of all my problems in life :waah:
     
  2. Firehed

    Firehed Why not? I own a domain to match.

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    You should PM Nexxo... he can help people as crazy as you :)
     
  3. Smilodon

    Smilodon The Antagonist

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    I have one older sister. She once tied me to a tree outside the house and left me there... (when i was about 4, i think) Other than that we didn't fight much at all.

    I realize now that i should have played more pranks on here as a child, so now i take it all out on my coworkers :D (


    - Zip-tieing monitors to the roof
    - Putting cress-seeds in a keyboard while the owner was on vacation for a couple of weeks
    - Filling workspace with unrolled DLT tapes (you have no idea how much mess one tape can make)
    - Completely covering a workspace with post-it notes
    - ...and of course taping stuff together with LOTS of tape.

    This is to name a few :D
     
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  4. ufk

    ufk Licenced Fool

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    I made my little brother eat worms, stole his toys, beat on him and pretty much made his life a misery, we get on great now he lives 300 miles away :p
     
  5. wiby645

    wiby645 Minimodder

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    my sister is 7 years older than me so she left home 4 uni when i was still growing up, but i remember one time wen we were playing football (soccer) she went to kick the ball but missed and hit me in the family jewls, both my feet left the floor and i just layed on the ground crying 4 ages :( another story is when i was about 15 and i was at a friends house, his cousin was there, he was only about 4, we kept telling him his trousers were falling down and we both thought it was hilarious 2 give him a massive wedgie while "pulling his trousers up"
     
  6. Khensu

    Khensu likes to touch your special places

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    I'm sure that's against several laws in most countries :p
     

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