nope, he's awesome Love you Xeb if you're reading this, jokes.... I like cake more. Have you ever spit-shined your shoes?
Erm... no... mainly cause I haven't had a girlfriend long enough to go 20 toes with, and maybe cause I've had "no sex before marriage" drilled into my brain from long before i could talk.
I have not, i have however jumped off the end of Sandown Pier on the Isle of Wight. Have you ever slept with a friends sibling?
YES, Yes I did... And I suggest nobody ever does it!!! EVER!!! Have you ever had a dream that you got something like somebody purchased you a car, you woke up went outside to look for it and got disappointed that it wasn't there?
I wish someone would buy me a new gpu... ...nope [yes i have ] have you ever broken a window with a piece of sporting equipment...
Broken one using a golf club when I was a kid.. didn't break it with the club, I was playing in the garden wasn't playing towards the road so was swinging towards my house, only with a little putter. Swing, Miss, Swing, Miss, RAGE SWING, Window Break. Etc. Have you ever been having a shave and gave your self a little hitler prior to shaving the rest off?
No Have you ever had sex with the mother in law lol ( talking my first wife here lol ) Edit Pete your right mate forgot that
No, never been married although knowing my reputation I probably would. Love my older ladies. Have you ever pissed the bed as an adult?
^^ Paid to micspam ? No. Yes, I was having a dream and in the dream I was taking a piss and guess what ! Have you ever been naked in public ?