no have you been screamed at by your partner that the tumble drier isnt working only to go to the kitchen and realise that she hasnt shut the tumble drier door edit: that is a true story, she was all kinds of embarresed for days after
Close, washing machine/tumble drier + it was my sister ( women + electronics = fail ). Have you ever bought your own hair clipper to shave your own head, thus saving £5-7 each time ( they pay for themselves after 3-4 cuts )?
Yes. But going skinhead every few months always seems to earn me some evil looks in the street. (people think you are a thug? lol) Have you ever broken a bone in another persons body?
No, but I want to. Have you ever been annoyed by someone's constant bullshite to the point where you begin twitching?
yes, i have an extremely low tolerance of BS... have you ever deliberately wasted someone's ink/toner by photocopying/faxing [do people still use those?] a sheet of black paper
Not all women No. Have you ever poked someone in the eye, who was blind in the other? (No I haven't but boy I'd like to be able to some days )
I've had an engine drop on my right wrist and shattered most of the parts of my wrist? Have you ever licked a battery?
Yes, then gave up, it was the post before yours lol. Have you ever bought something that cost alot of money and barely used it since ?
I said I hadn't done it and I'm not going to but one can dream lol No, what on earth were you going? Have you ever beaten Teelzebub in the I hate thread?
No Have you ever whined and complained about a thread that was on a forum that you didn't even go to while that thread was active?
No, but I've had a light and the accompanying battery pack nicked off my bike (lesson learned: there are people less decent than yourself around). Have you ever gone more than 24 hours without wearing any clothes (naked computing Cheesecake)?
No, the chair gets sticky when its boiling hot around here. Have you ever wanted not to do something, but did it anyways for no apparent reason?