Yes, my finger in a ring. Have you ever broken a bone but not notice until you see the affected part (arm for me) the size of a god damn speaker?
No, I knew I broke my finger straight away; 5 minutes later I was on the verge of puking- much fun. Have you ever wished you could go back in time and relive your life?
AWWWW HELL TO THE NAW Have you ever been so bored with nothing to do you just post a lot in a thread?
Every. Single. Fecking. Day. I think most people do TBH - 'If I'd tried harder at A-levels', 'if I'd taken that job instead' etc. Yup, though I should be getting on with writing. Have you ever passed a kidney stone?
No, but I saw a girl puke all over her dad on a ship I was on in the bristol channel Have you ever wondered why some people get away with starting nothing but spam threads while other people get banned for doing much less
I have wondered how some people get away with things when I know for certain if I tried it I'd get banned/fined/arrested/whatever... have you ever bought [food] from a chinese/asian/polish/other supermarket or eatery despite not knowing what it was you were buying [and if you know/found out... what was it, and did you like it...]
Yes, I ate all sorts in the back streets of China. Chicks on sticks etc. Have you ever been to the dentist to have an xray done and found that piece of meccano you put up your nose when you were about 3?
I can't say that I have although I'm constantly reminded that I have glass in my knee from a BMX incident when I was younger. Have you ever stolen your parents or housemates socks because you were all out?
No. Have you ever read through 20 pages of a thread at work whithout stopping to do any work at all? With bursts of laughter at 2 min intervals. (mainly your posts Steve, the smart car one had me in stitches)
I'm going to say No... but .... you know what I mean ha ha Smart car post? *confused face* Oh the brown stain when it went on two wheels? Good times. When me and Yorkie get together we giggle like schoolgirls (during our breaks) at bit-tech and demotes etc, Yorkie kindly makes me Meme cutouts and sticks them to my monitors, currently I have: Cool story bro dog, Troll Dad, Stare dad, Happy Can (is empty inside, real pepsi can), Sad Keanu and finally sad Lawrence Fishburn. Have you ever used a meme reference in real life and nobody knew what you meant? Like saying "You dun goofed, I backtraced it!" and everybody was like... uh what?
Yes, I tend to use meme references and generally a lot of 'internet related references' a lot IRL... which goes down well amongst my more geeky friends... but when around girls and my 'sporty' friends i tend to get quite a few confused looks. Have you ever had a 'rusty trombone' ?
No.. No I have not... I also did not just google that while at work.... Just... No lol. ATM is not cool lol. Have you ever been caught.... y'know... ????
Well.. this one time.. at a party. Well basically.. I wake up in the morning with In bed with this girl, So we get town to business in the 'spooning' position. Anyways, My mate walks in the room to come wake us up... See's we're awake, And as he just happily walks in we obviously stop like a deer in headlights. He assumes we're just cuddling.. Sits on the bed opposite me and has a general chit chat for about 10mins whilst i'm still inside her! Let just say i shrunk pretty quick. Hahahahahah! Have you ever stayed awake so long you feel the same affects as being drunk? (Slurring, Talking BS etc.)
Yes, happens often as I don't sleep too much. I don't drink anymore but have found I can also get the same effects by drinking too many energy drinks with too little sleep Have you ever mistaken a person of the same sex for some one of the opposite sex and been like "Ohhh I'd skuttle that " etc etc... then been totally upset with your self when someone says "Who.. That lad (or lass if you're a girl) over there?!"
Haahaha, yes too many times. It also has the same affect when it turns out to be like a 70year old lady or something. Me and my mates have a saying "Alright from a far, But far from alright" This comes into play a lot when commenting on girls in the distance.. only to be majorly mistaken once they are up close. All these seems very shallow and horrible of me... But.. ah well :/ Have you ever ended up chatting to the same person in 2 threads and everyone else went quiet?
Yes I believe me and you are doing it right now... Have you ever slept with someone that you don't actually count when you total up your achievements because you either don't want to admit to it or you'd rather forget?
Yes, Mainly because I have the week of work and can say so Have you ever seen a person walking down the street and think WTF?! are they wearing
Yes I do that most times I see guys in skinny jeans. I am at work.. Part of my job is to post on these forums, as well as our own. Have you ever wished someone you know got a Darwin Award?
