Other The Have You Ever - thread

I am a lot more trust worthy than you think.


Have you ever been bitch slapped?

 

No, but I'm sure you'll be ban-hammered by Nexxo's mighty red dress of doom should you persist. Take yourself elsewhere and expire please.

 

Yes. I was quite taken aback, but it was a friend (a different one!) so we laughed it off.

Have you ever caught the end of you manhood when doing your zip up?

P.S. This hate towards Xeb amuses me. Take a look back at some of his previous posts and I think you'll be surprised how much he has actually contributed.

 

yeah it hurt

English! Do you speak it?

 

Yarp.

Have you ever thought posting in this thread is a constuctive way to spend precious minutes of your life?

 

Yes

Have you ever decided to take the 7-day no-fap challenge?

 

Yup. Worst 5 minutes of my life.

Have you ever smoked a cigar?

 

Yes

Have you ever given up your seat on a train or bus for a woman?

 

Yes

Have you ever farted really loud on a packed train

 

No, you animal

Have you ever bet on what time a mod will close a thread?

 

Yes

Have you ever fell off the end of Blackpool pier

 

Actually I am a rather respected member over at OCN and currently totaling 12.4k posts and 744 rep ATM. I just come here to chill in OT because it is more lax and fun than OCN. Though if I applied myself more here I could be just as helpful if I wanted to. I even got a couple of guides that many newbies enjoy because they are easy to comprehend and helps them with overclocking.


Anyways back on subject. You can be a hater all you want because I won't give a rats ass either way.

 

Have you ever been stabbed?

 

Yes

Have you ever believed what I said ?

 

Yes.

Have you ever flamed a thread, with the aim to get it closed asap?

 

No

Have you ever fapped in a public place?

 

erm no.... :\

Have you ever eaten a slipper?

 

No, that's horrific.

Have you ever gotten horribly drunk, woken up at a random place and then just ended up eating lots of bacon?

 

No. I don't get drunk.

Have you ever woke and farted a mad fart that burned like lava ans smelled like death?

 

No have you ever realized that your questions are quite perposterous?