The Laws of the LAN

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  1. relix

    relix Minimodder

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    lol, damn, how could I not read this thread? It's so funney, and it's true :clap: :eeek: :lol: :hehe:
     
  2. ou7blaze

    ou7blaze sensational.

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    ROFL AT ALL OF THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAA

    36 LOL!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. ou7blaze

    ou7blaze sensational.

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    ok now this :

    "Mr. Gay: Everything, literally EVERYTHING is "gay" to him. Someone shoots him: "That's so gay." He dies: "GAY!!!" Someone grabs the flag before he does: "OMG HOW GAY!!!" The worst is when something actually particularly lame happens to him, like he has the flag and is just about to return it, but gets lag a split second before and then gets sniped during that time, so the win doesn't register: "OH MY GOD... THAT WAS SO...*******...GAY!!!!!!!!!" Then will rant incessantly on how incredible gay what just"

    and this :

    "This guy has a config file that's longer than the bible, and his game is tweaked beyond perfection."

    just made me roflmao x99999 times ok ?

    I just can't believe how true it is about the "gay guy" i can already imagining this happening not in a lan party but in just a normal lan shop with ppl just sitting and playing for 15 minutes and suddenly "dude wtf CHEATER, GAY GAY GO AWAY U SUCK DUDE" omg lol
     
  4. Phat Ass

    Phat Ass What's a Dremel?

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    from what i gathered of that your either from newcastle or you go there for lans with your mates who are there. you cant stand lugginf your heavy gear to the lans, but soon you will solve this problem, the rests a mess :)

    newcastle upon tyne? or Under lyme, or another one?
     
  5. FlashPanHunter

    FlashPanHunter What's a Dremel?

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    Hilarious:hehe:

    I definately qualify as a number 17 (Mr. One Game) but it certainly is not CS:yawn:
     
  6. Slick

    Slick What's a Dremel?

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    did anyone else notice this thread was given a mention and a link in a lan party article in this months PC Extreme magazine? thought you'd like to know :p
     
  7. MikeTitan

    MikeTitan Ling Ling: 273 Battle Points

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    Man this still tickles me. :hehe::hehe::hehe:

    It hink there should still be a Mr. On/Off. The person that are sometime really good at games or are horridly suckfully crappy. They can go one round at 31/3 or one round at -3/31 Your not sure if you want them on your team or not becuase They are either An easy kill for you or cannon fodder in OFF mode. Or a valuable assest or mofo in ON mode. Characteristics: When first starting always mentions how its is first time. When he is in ON mode he always brags that he kills everyone and its his first time. When he is in OFF mode he uses the excuse that its his first time.
    (first time can also be replaced with {don't play this game much})
     
  8. penski

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    I don't remember posting that, oddly enough.

    What I meant was that I lived in Berwick at the time and taking a heavy machine ont he train to a LAN in Newcastle just wasn't on - I now live in Walker...

    ...Newcastle sucks.

    *n (working in deepest, darkest Gateshead...just beside the Metro Centre.)
     
  9. WilHarris

    WilHarris Just another nobody Moderator

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    Yup, and look who the article was by :p :clap:

    This is one of my favourite threads EVAR.
     
  10. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    That's Hwu :lol:

    Peg-Leg is Andy-King-of-All who im not sure posts here actually :blah: but at the last lan, he copied 120gig over the network. We had to wait till he'd finished his transfer before trying to attempt any sort of gaming :rolleyes:

    AHAHA i think i found Acron :p

    ;)
     
  11. taliban_raider

    taliban_raider Just some guy; you know

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    Well last lan I wnet ot thier is this guy who is not in the list well not realy.

    He turns up to the lan and brings only an 80 gig hdd. He than isists it be put into the guy wiht the full tower and fast computer serving the games causing anyone playing to yell in disgust. He than procedes to copy every imaginable file from every other computer causing the computer with his hdd to crash, he than repeats mulitple times. He also becomes infuriated when he finds no pr0n on your pc to put on his hdd. He also manges to limit himself to enough files to slow the netowkr so everyone has to do nothing but the compuetr he is leeching onto dosent crash. He than near the ned of the lan when everybody is in mid game announces he has to leave so they guy wiht his hdd has to shut down and of course that is the guy serving.
     
  12. Slick

    Slick What's a Dremel?

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    :eeek: :D :clap:

    Nice article! I'll look out for other ones you've written in the future
     
  13. djengiz

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    I've never been to a big lan party (or whatever they are called) but it seems to me that its a bunch of very interesting ppl hahah
     
  14. Draxin

    Draxin Seeker of Photons

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    yeah right, if i came back to find that someone would be either A)getting a new hole to breath out of, or B) Broken in half

    im sorry but if you wana play BRING YOUR OWN RIG and if you touch mine without permission you guna get hurt. I didnt put money into it so some moron with a computer of their own (or they have one but they broke it) can screw mine up. Maybe im too violent, NAAAAAAAAHHH
     
  15. Toreoslo

    Toreoslo What's a Dremel?

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    Jesus christ...

    This topic is so GAY.

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    Slackware is gay

    Hope this isn't going to be a habit...

    *n
     
  16. acrimonious

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    Don't you just love it when idiots get banned? :)
     
  17. Alekin

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    I havn't been to a lan before, they sound really crazy. After reading that i want to go to one even more....

    Alex
     
  18. MikeTitan

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    Big ones are fun, I just make sure now to tell all my friends to turn of sharing while games are being played, my switch also helps with this cause it pwns the trafficing. We have stricter rules on larger lans, but much more laxed on smaller lans. Usually a lan consists of me ,stefan, and David, and maybe one or two of his brothers.
     
  19. Carbon

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    lmao @ #9 #10 #19 #29 #37


    hmmm, if there was a LAN in birmingham i wouldnt go, i'd be too scared of my Rig getting jacked or myself shot for trying to stop someone stealing my RIG. :eeek:
     
  20. white modder

    white modder What's a Dremel?

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    man that was much to read, but it is true
    ow you forgot the normal bit tech player: nice case, not always newest parts, very amuzing, nice, will try to help you, is average in playing games, and will go out after 5 hours to play football for 10 minutes
     

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