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LOL The MJ Joke thread

Discussion in 'General' started by Da_Rude_Baboon, 26 Jun 2009.

  1. Jumeira_Johnny

    Jumeira_Johnny 16032 - High plains drifter

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    How do you know it's bed time in MJ's house? When the big hand touches the little hand.
     
  2. Westovski

    Westovski What's a Dremel?

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    Allegedly it's not a heart attack, they've found traces of drugs in his system.

    After searching his house, they found Class A's in his bathroom, Class B's in his Kitchen, Class C's in his living room and Class 4d in his bedroom.
     
  3. capnPedro

    capnPedro Hacker. Maker. Engineer.

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  4. fwalm

    fwalm Minimodder

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    Funny how Michael Jackson died the same day as Farrah Fawcett - One played with Majors, the other played with minors.
     
  5. fwalm

    fwalm Minimodder

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    Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be devestated by his passing. She commented:

    "First my parents left me in Portugal and now this."
     
  6. Mr Flibbles

    Mr Flibbles I'm not part of the solution....

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    :jawdrop:

    I couldn't help but laugh................I'm going to hell
     
  7. Ending Credits

    Ending Credits Bunned

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    I'm pretty sure Michael Jackson has touched all of us at some point in our lives.

    Micheal Jackson was found dead in June, unfortunately June is unavailable for comment at the moment.

    (thinking about this neither of those is that great)
     
  8. DaveVader

    DaveVader Fast Action Response Team

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    My favourite was what I heard on the radio this morning, it was a clip of him announcing his tour dates and at the end he said "I'll see you in July"
     
  9. steveo_mcg

    steveo_mcg What's a Dremel?

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    Ditto..... :hehe:
     
  10. Sir Digby

    Sir Digby The Supprising Adventures

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    In other news: moonlight is cleared of all wrong-doing
     
  11. quietguy

    quietguy D'orc

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    Not soon enough IMHO.
     
  12. books

    books What's a Dremel?

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    Is there a way I can tag everyone in this thread as a sick **** so I never make the mistake of helping or talking to them ever?
     
  13. docodine

    docodine killed a guy once

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    I call fake.

    Lighten up por favor
     
  14. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    User CP -> Settings and Options -> Edit Ignore List.

    Have at it.

    -monkey
     
  15. C-Sniper

    C-Sniper Stop Trolling this space Ądmins!

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    From one of my co-workers
     
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  16. DaveVader

    DaveVader Fast Action Response Team

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    Oh grow up!
     
  17. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    lmfao

    hahaha

    that's the best joke so far in this thread



    oh wait ... :duh:
     
  18. padair

    padair Inebriated

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    First Jade Goody, now Michael Jackson

    Santa must be taking his naughty list a bit seriously this year.
     
  19. Ryu_ookami

    Ryu_ookami I write therefore I suffer.

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    And practically every joke in this thread has been stolen/borrowed from sickipedia
     
  20. padair

    padair Inebriated

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    A paramedic and a Trainee paramedic arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call,
    the Trainee asks the Paramedic what they should try first.
    To which the Paramedic replies, "Well I don't know about you, but I reckon the ferris wheel".

    And as sickipaedia is so friggin overloaded you can get 'em here
     
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