Discussion in 'General' started by Da_Rude_Baboon, 26 Jun 2009.
How do you know it's bed time in MJ's house? When the big hand touches the little hand.
Allegedly it's not a heart attack, they've found traces of drugs in his system.
After searching his house, they found Class A's in his bathroom, Class B's in his Kitchen, Class C's in his living room and Class 4d in his bedroom.
Funny how Michael Jackson died the same day as Farrah Fawcett - One played with Majors, the other played with minors.
Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be devestated by his passing. She commented:
"First my parents left me in Portugal and now this."
I couldn't help but laugh................I'm going to hell
I'm pretty sure Michael Jackson has touched all of us at some point in our lives.
Micheal Jackson was found dead in June, unfortunately June is unavailable for comment at the moment.
(thinking about this neither of those is that great)
My favourite was what I heard on the radio this morning, it was a clip of him announcing his tour dates and at the end he said "I'll see you in July"
In other news: moonlight is cleared of all wrong-doing
Not soon enough IMHO.
Is there a way I can tag everyone in this thread as a sick **** so I never make the mistake of helping or talking to them ever?
I call fake.
Lighten up por favor
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Have at it.
From one of my co-workers
Oh grow up!
that's the best joke so far in this thread
oh wait ...
First Jade Goody, now Michael Jackson
Santa must be taking his naughty list a bit seriously this year.
And practically every joke in this thread has been stolen/borrowed from sickipedia
A paramedic and a Trainee paramedic arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call,
the Trainee asks the Paramedic what they should try first.
To which the Paramedic replies, "Well I don't know about you, but I reckon the ferris wheel".
And as sickipaedia is so friggin overloaded you can get 'em here
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