Hate to upset you all but MJ isn't dead these has been confirmed because she apparently is appearing in the next Spiderman film when it comes out. on another note Micheal jackson also isn't dead its just that his Database latency is too high.
what the hell did you think youd see when you clicked on the link? if your so offended why the hell did you read the thread. did you think michael jackson started a career as a stand up? for this i think you should automatically go on everyones ignore list and you can happily go on your way finding things to be offended by and then go ahead whining about them. itll be just the same as before you were on everyones ignore list and no one ****ing cares anyway god old jacko was crazy though lol ****ing OJ crazy
Heheh. Eurogamer has some pretty subtle humour going on with all the subtitles of today's articles on their home page being Michael Jackson references. Did anyone else hear the lawyer on TV going on about how he wouldn't stay quiet if, and I quote, "one day he woke up dead"?
When the **** did I make a joke about Michael? I'm respecting his memory by not making fun of him, but I'm not tweaking when other people do it, calm the **** down. How dare you ask if I have a soul! If you're having such a big problem with this forum, why don't you just pack up and leave? Asshole. It's perfectly fine to find the thread offensive, but you're the immature one for blowing up to everyone about it. I thought the thread was offensive, and I didn't laugh at most of the jokes, but I have a sense of humor that works, unlike you. EDIT: He may have been expecting a thread on Michael Jordan jokes, maybe.. You might want to rename the thread, Baboon. ;p
Trolling motor... engaged But in all seriousness, it's pretty easy to guess at the content within this thread just by the title. There was no real need to make your way into this thread, as it was done with the sole intention of forcing your opinion on those who (quite obviously) feel differently about the subject than you do. This thread may even be a way for some to deal with the loss through satire. But the only reason you posted here was to start an argument, which was not needed or welcomed. I'm sure that most others will agree that you are more than welcome on this site (it is public and free, after all) but I'm not quite as sure that you need, or needed, to post in this particular thread. Please exercise a bit more self-restraint, because lord knows the rest of us won't
So here is a question, what if people get rid of their grief by poking fun at the person who just died? That is how it works in my family, when my grandfather passed away we grieved for him at first through sorrow but then cracked jokes that made us feel better like "Damnit he forgot all his tools", etc. For some people it is a release mechanism. For others it is just someone to poke fun at. **** happens and the truth is that this isn't even the worst stuff out there. Grow up.
Ill admit i dont find the jokes all that funny, but this is the joke thread! There is a more serious thread, where there are no jokes and more about remembering him. There was no need for you to post at all in this thread, and theres no need for all the name calling imo.
Wow? Personally if I died I'd pretty much want jokes to be made about me and anyway people die every day so if you're the one who thinks that today is more important than any other day then you're the heartless *******. So the unfotunate bugger died which is tragic in itself and must be tough for his family (as well as millions of fans) but suddenly issues such as the balance of an entire nation such as the politics in Iran become second rate when they affect the lives of millions or the Sudan conflict where people are killed every day and have been for years.
I see he really... Touched you. Now go drink your warm cup of STFU and never enter general forums ever again. Or actually, never enter the internets. Going into personal insults has always been the way to the failtown, you my friend, have already reached the town, and actually gone straight through it into being just lame
IT IS A JOKE THREAD. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T CLICK IT. NO ONE FORCED YOU TO. There are plenty of other threads to read, just ignore the ones you don't like because *newsflash* you won't like and can't affect everything on the internet. This has been a public service announcement.
QFT @ Bindi. TYVM. ON TOPIC (If you dont like it GTFO, kthxbai): Im already going to hell, so ill see all you there
What's the difference between my Mobile Phone, and Michael Jackson? My phone still has a contract with O2.
Oh get over it, I didn't know him, you didn't know him, it's a loss of great talent, and these are some funny jokes. If you don't think you can stomach some jokes about the late king of pop, don't click on a thread titled "The MJ Joke thread"... Feel free to block me. I hate to do it, but: the xBox started off white, then went black. Did anyone see that clip of MJ's lawyer that's been on the news? he says "I warned [Michael Jackson's] family that if he kept taking those pain tablets one day he would wake up dead." Classic.