Other The most exuberant name given to a child by a Star

Why are they obsessed with who will find the most extraordinary name ? Poor poor childs

Here a little list of the most incredible parenting fail

Boys

Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale: Kingston
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: Knox Leon
Christ Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow: Moses
Michael Jackson:.... Prince Michael Jackson Junior & Prince Michael Jackson II
Penn Jilette: Moxie CrimeFighter
Nicolas Cage: Kal-el (Like Superman)
Frank Zappa: Dweezil
Jason Lee: Pilot Inspektor (Poor Child)
Sylvester Stallone: Sage Moonblood
David Duchovny & Tea Leoni: Kyd

Girls

Madonna & Carlos Leon: Lourdes
Christ Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow: Apple
Bruce Willis & Demi Moore: Scout LaRue
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: Shiloh Nouvel
Michael Jackson: Jermajesty
Lil'Mo: God'iss Love Stone
Michael Hutchence & Paula Yates: Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
Jamie Oliver: Poppy Honey, Petal Blossom Rainbow & Daisy Boo
Frank Zappa: Moon Unit (Found by Finger66)
Frank Zappa: Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen ( Thx to Hex for this one)
Bob Geldof & Paula Yates: Fifi Trixibelle
Bono: Memphis Eve

Now I feel oldschool when a think about that....someday I will probably name my child Mike or Emily

 

Jamie Oliver's worry me the most

sounds like ingredients... thus leading to an easy to solve missing-persons case in 15years

 

Oliver's would be fine without the middle names.

Although he does have the most annoyingly perfect family.

I hate that guy.

 

Frank Zappa's daughters name is still the best: Moon Unit.

 

I'd imagine it's hard enough to be a celebs' child even without a bizarre name. Gotta feel sorry for the kids.

 

A mate of mine named his son jack peyoti opi merlin back in the 1970's lucky his first name was normal LOL

 

Just like to add that we have called are daughter Summer.

 

Our daughter*

Summer is a nice name. Not anywhere near as weird as "Moon Unit". Just a very pretty name in my opinion.

 

Why thank you for pointing that out. he he

Well we did nearly lose her cause of Tesco's Pharmacy last year.

News Paper Link

Simon.

 

I see you have Dweezil and Moon Unit, but missed off Mr Zappa's youngest daughter: Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa My favourite.

MJs ones seem the worst to me, it makes me shudder when people name their kids after themselves... ick.

 

Twice!!

 

Marc Bolan (t-rex guy) named his son Rolan..................Rolan Bolan........So cruel

 

Zowie Bowie

I have a sad feeling this thread could run and run and run....

 

By the grace of god, his first name is DUNCAN lol

 

In my job i come across the names of very many people that are currently in school (College-level I think). Almost daily I come across names that sound really weird. For some reason people in the northern parts of Norway seems to always give their kids 2-3 first names, and place them in the wrong order. It's not as weird as those listed in OP, but this is names normal people have to live with...


Oh, I came across a guy called "Cock" the other day. (I know it's a fairly normal name, but not in Norway)

 

Edit: he has changed it back and forth but yes, you are right, his birth name was Duncan.

New additions (some repeats cos I cba to edit it):

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)

Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)

Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson

Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan

Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)

Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)

Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw

Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)

Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise

Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi

Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)

Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn

Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit

Liberty: Ryan Giggs

London Emilio: Slash

Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive

Marquise: 50 Cent

Memphis Eve: Bono

Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)

Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)

Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)

Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)

Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

Sauce: http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article2130988.ece

 

At 12 the kid knew that his name was a piece of crap lolll

PS: Nice list



I have a cousin named 'Louve', the french word for the female wolf. XD

 

"Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)"

Is it me or are ALL the Jacksons plain wierd?

They share wives as well?

 

Not a celeb child but I am ashamed to admit that this came from NZ: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7522952.stm.

<snip>
A judge in New Zealand made a young girl a ward of court so that she could change the name she hated - Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

Judge Rob Murfitt said that the name embarrassed the nine-year-old and could expose her to teasing.

He attacked a trend of giving children bizarre names, citing several examples.

Officials had blocked Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Yeah Detroit, he said, but Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Midnight Chardonnay had been allowed.

One mother wanted to name her child O.crnia using text language, but was later persuaded to use Oceania, he said.
</snip>

 

Humanity.
Toilet pan.
Flush.