LOL The new MacBook Wheel - *facepalm*

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  1. Langer

    Langer Jesse Lang

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    GONE IS THE AGE OF THE ROTARY PHONE - UPON US IS THE NEW AGE OF ROTARY COMPUTING
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    Here's Apple taking a step in the right 'intentions' but ultimately a step in the wrong direction.

    There is a formula that governs an interfaces 'ease of use' or 'intuitiveness' - it pretty much goes:
    1button with 1function = %100 efficient.
    Each additional function exponentially decreases its level of intuitive use by the uninformed user.

    The keyboard as we know it then is incredibly inefficient with ~115keys governing just about every function possible on your PCs. So there is no doubting that we need to loose the keyboard and mouse - I work every day on solutions that will do just that... but what Apple did is just too much.


    Here we go:
    Apple is thinking the other way... just like most of their products (especially their software) they got the right idea but they **** up the application of the idea.
    Apple must have said "hmm... 1button = easy to use... only 1button afterall" - which is flawed thinking from the get-go.

    They've actually decided to replace the keyboard with a ipod style scroll wheel.

    here is the link to the article in Engadget


    FFS... I hope this is a joke.
     
  2. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    All a joke on onionnews you know! :p
     
  3. Langer

    Langer Jesse Lang

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    I know not of this "onion" - I presume that I've been duped?

    I hoped it was a joke.. would be very sad if it wasn't.
     
  4. |I.H|

    |I.H| What's a Dremel?

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    WTF! Looks like a giant nipple.
     
  5. itazura

    itazura PAWAA GURABU DAISUKI, YABAI DESU YO

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    i'd assume it was a joke, seeing as "the onion" and "fake" are amongst the tags :D
     
  6. Langer

    Langer Jesse Lang

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    Then I believe a "lol" is in order... I have been had it would seem =). I'm relieved - as an interface designer it was frustrating to imagine this in existence.

    A well put together little video however.
     
  7. quack

    quack Minimodder

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    Excellent idea, I can see it being launched at the next Apple expo. ;)
     
  8. bradders2125

    bradders2125 What's a Dremel?

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    Defo a joke me thinks.

    In shops in 3 - 15 months
    Hummingbird battery giving 20 mins of use
    Indestructible unless dropped or hit


    Although i did like the idea of a circle of shortcuts being selected by using an ipod style wheel.
     
  9. Brett89

    Brett89 Minimodder

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    makes sense to me.
     
  10. Furymouse

    Furymouse Like connect 4 in dagger terms

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    Yes the Onion News Network is the premier source for all things parodic :D
    Wouldnt that make a great DJ computer tho? :)
     
  11. Xen0phobiak

    Xen0phobiak SMEGHEADS!

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    "I'll buy almost anything if its shiny and made by Apple." :lol:
     
  12. DorkSterr

    DorkSterr Hakuna Matata

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    This has got to be the biggest joke, I wonder how long it will take to type a sentence... "Everything is just a few hundred clicks away" HAHAHA!
     
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  13. bradders2125

    bradders2125 What's a Dremel?

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    45 Minutes for an e-mail
     
  14. Connection|Closed

    Connection|Closed What's a Dremel?

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    LMFAO, it's a giant Nano!
     
  15. Fod

    Fod what is the cheesecake?

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    for the sake of clarity: it is a joke.

    theonion is a parody news website. it's brilliant, and by the looks of things someone's started giving them a _lot_ of money.
     
  16. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    lol - I love the predictive text results and the email taking 40 minutes to write.

    Classic!
     
  17. notatoad

    notatoad pretty fing wonderful

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    it's really amazing how many people don't know the onion is a joke. and it makes me sad.
     
  18. bradders2125

    bradders2125 What's a Dremel?

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    They probably got Apple in on the game. Borrow all the gear. Then Apple get lots of extra publicity because people are talking about it and going to see a video about a non-existent product and wondering what Apple actually makes apart from MP3 players, Laptops and all-in-one PC's (Yes, I know there are more but they are the main ones people know of).
     
  19. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    now if any of you still think this news show was real then damn, you really are ready to believe anything !
     
  20. twentynine

    twentynine Can never win...

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    Haha Langer...did you watch the whole video? :p At the beginning is believable, but about half way through it gets ridiculous. Haha. I could see apple doing something like this though.
     

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