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Discussion in 'General' started by ikix, 28 Nov 2009.

  1. Cookie Monster

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    but he realised he couldn't count, so
     
  2. Combinho

    Combinho Ten kinds of awesome

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    was only as clever as Dubya
     
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    Draksis What's a Dremel?

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    talladega I'm Squidward

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    and a wild snorlax appeared
     
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    but it was eaten by
     
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    <insert racial slur here>
     
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    DarkFear What's a Dremel?

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    crash32953295@msn. What's a Dremel?

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    Of EPIC preportions
     
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    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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  10. Combinho

    Combinho Ten kinds of awesome

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    Frederic Muffinsworth the 7th
     
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    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    Thacrudd Where's the any key?!?

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    A pineapple sauntered, residue dripping messily, toilet-like bananas rotting into Swindon railway station. He was mellifluously inquiring, expectantly regarding, whether cheesecake was available for naughtiness (delectable pornographic uses). Unfortunately, a Giraffe lost the TI-89 and also it's corrugated demotivational lion. Unfortunate! A manatee welcomed cheesecake, but left with no less than The Cheese and Rick Astley snot covered unctuous prat called Spam sandwich. However Jesus decided repulsive fish wasn't allowed to post fleshlight enhancement pictures. Boob. Alcoholic leprechauns danced where nymph nipples resided artificially elongated nose became tumescent with an STD. Suicidal, psychotic, killer ninjas descended silently into battle wearing nothing but sombreros, thongs, nipple-tassels, and pink goggles with Yellow vibrators attached to the crotch. "Spartan sex hair please!" bellowed Winger, "Nutcracker has left the oven dirty because he suffered from debilitating addiction to backgammon and granny threesome's which only angered the Duke of awesome addictions.

    I declare FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU marzipan master of Belgian modsauce. How appropriate," thought Holden Caulfield, "but you seem far too angry without pills and weed killer. Relix Mojitos found your mother a toothpick and Mars bars over 9000 Boobies and tuna fish whilst recharging many personal massagers so depleted penguins laughing royally could find sexual interaction. Frankly spigots blamed the manatee unfairly, but disturbingly sometimes whilst whistling jingle bells."
    Unfortunately Relix punched his monkey in the kidney resulting in haematomas and simian warfare. Inconceivable! However, the mighty monkey drizzled cheesecake under Bindi's tiny ears angrily.

    Smothered Zucchini inside does naughty, Butyl butanoate explosions happen before midnight. Patrick licked Bindi blissfully on his long, hard, throbbing, pulsating Little Richard. This gave Bindi spanked another monkey foot because he egotistically proclaimed "THIS is Patrick Stewart". Slowly Bindi massaged the Banhammer, while Joe's Range Rover crashed into Emperor Xerxes. This upset Joe's over 9000 year old inflatable teapot, which overflowed slowly. Turduckens exploded blissfully into something awful because emissions leaked from Nexxo's pulsating boobies and mangina, also annoying Ken Dodd. Vacuous trolls fail blog spam quickly telling narrow tunnels containing zombies.

    Thousands of cheesecakes materialised from Harry's Tardis. Fortunately stockholm syndrome had taken effect Rendering all of Bit-Tech impotent. Spatula cried pathetically for more Viagra and KY jelly, more bottoms of Walmart wage slaves were needed, so the french dressing a one-legged donkey kong bong dong thong was discouraging clowns from reproducing.

    That Gordon Brown's y-fronts smell fantasic. Excelsior! If Relix could fly, manbearpig would procrastinate dangerously beside his unicorn bebop anime cowboy hat tinsel. On LSD, blazed wild-fire like over aids and POWERTHIRST rawberry and fail. At Hobo's 400, despite excessive cranberry juicing theramins, good vibrations after burner created The Owls 'wicked flavour' were to be had thetans smell as well as Santa, David Cameron and D.B Cooper. Wife dies of Joseph Stalin Infection in the right nipple but outlives Bob Sacamano and flew first class. Carpet burns scarred Relix. goes nuts. Balls Ginger deep crack whore

    In The Name of literacy!" Stephen Hawking cried, "For pity's sake" said Michael Schumacher,"Mankz the onanist vomited Gingers. "Holy repost batman!" . Boing!!!! After the shameful saskwatch made waffles with cheese, washed down with the Relix's Relixing relixmobile. iphone has an app for that, but verizon has a map for that. Google isn't all powerful cheesecake essence and bing sucks like a roomba.

    Santa Claus masturbates the elves whilst eating cookies and drinking port and ribena mixed with pink champagne in a shoe made out of David Duchovny's pubic wig which smells like a sea breeze. God had enough and smited everyone who was ginger, ie Lindsay Lohan or Benedict Arnold. Lord of the Gingers Ginger von Gingerson, of Gingertown suddenly found a large magenta ping pong ball full of little gingers and 50 cal ammo painted orange with a pizza slice. Fapped to nekkid etch a sketch drawings of Geoge W Bushand and vomited sweetcorn over a unicorn made from marshmallows and rainbows!

    Cheesecake and Relix (manufactured in Oregon by Ironman and Rumsfeld) suffocated his rooster knowingly with the force of over 9000 in order to sodomise farmers masterbating excessively in full view of Barbera Streisand. She said "Great Scott!". Overclocking your majesty's nether regions bloody hell are stinky. Penis, with a nuclear reactor strapped inticately inside. Get on my horse, put on a unicorn gimpsuit made out of Tiger Wood's golf club sock cover things (not the sock you put on your dick). "NO THIS IS PATRICK!!" And there goes the neighborhood down to the local KFC to get some fried chicken and purple drank. You must be from the south learning ball-gag, minge bagging, David Lynch gagging on fire.

    Screaming THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!! NO!!!!! THIS IS BINDI!!!!!! THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!! THI IS CHEESECAKE!!!! at Smurfette, The Bangbros, and Richard C. Mongler. Well, it's an unholy mess, but it still reads better than that utterly atrocious Harry Potter "fanfic" of My Immortal in Brasil during a thunderstorm of epic skillz driving ugly orgasms head-first into The Olsen Twins with a sledgehammer and cheesecake with mayonnaise in sparta and the 300. A Chrystler 300c filled with curls vagisil into radioactive toothpaste arcing strings of jism and orangutan mucus streaming wireless porn!

    Clams launched beyond the solar system solar flares and bellbottoms and was happy as a clam. Consequently, he ate iron nails and magnets easily peeling a bananna one skin, two skin, foreskin but he realized he couldn't count, so was only clever as Dubya still. A wild Snorlax appeared but was eaten by a grue of epic proportions called Frederic Muffinsworth the 7th on fire. Copy pasta
     
  14. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    Moose Knuckles
     
  15. Brooxy

    Brooxy Like a boss (but not a boss)

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    the second
     
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    and saggy silicone tits,
     
  17. Combinho

    Combinho Ten kinds of awesome

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    caused the Norwegians to be summoned
     
  18. DarkFear

    DarkFear What's a Dremel?

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    like Pokemon
     
  19. Thacrudd

    Thacrudd Where's the any key?!?

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    towards
     
  20. Combinho

    Combinho Ten kinds of awesome

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    the horrors that confronted them
     

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