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LOL The weapons you would use at your last stand against a legion of zombies

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  1. mrlongbeard

    mrlongbeard Well-Known Member

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  2. Shichibukai

    Shichibukai Resident Nitpicker

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    Not sure if anyone has posted this already...did a search and couldn't find the name....

    If i had an unlimited supply of bullets

    2 of these would suffice


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    I believe a more suitable topic of discussion would be, Where would the last legions of zombies cower in fear of me?
     
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    mars-bar-man Side bewb.

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    Sorry, but you're driving around in a VW Bug, the zombies won't be cowering, they'll be laughing...
     
  4. Psycho

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    Mah sunglasses?
     
  5. mars-bar-man

    mars-bar-man Side bewb.

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    Handcuffs... :worried:
     
  6. Pete J

    Pete J RIP Teelzebub

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    I've had a change of heart and decided it'd be best to got toe-to-toe with them using this:

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  7. MisterCristofol

    MisterCristofol New Member

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    If these zombies are the Night of the Living Dead type, shufflers and groaners, I would have a go at the Zombie Walk that Frank West gets at level 50 and just stroll on past them....or.....whilst shuffling past them, pop each one in the head with a Ruger .22 pistol with integral silencer. Being such a low calibre round, the report when firing would be quiet enough to not attract attention and the round probably won't have the energy to exit the skull once in, so it should just bounce around and give their brain a proper mashing!
     
  8. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Music Enthusiast

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    Close range: Velvet pillow
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    Long range support: bubble gun
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    side arm
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    Finally my vehicle of choice
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  9. Silver51

    Silver51 I cast flare!

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    Take your pick; English dictionary, a LASER diode, cocktail stick, P4 chip, Epson R360 printer or Rei Ayanami.


    You'd better be the cops. Any other explanation, I don't really want to hear it.
     
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    mars-bar-man Side bewb.

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    Carnage? Emergancy services theme, I was technically a cop for a night...

    Honest!
     
  11. bagman

    bagman Well-Known Member

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    move to America get my self a benelli shotgun and live with this guy
     
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  12. Psycho

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    I'm impressed nobody mentioned Justin Bieber's music as a weapon.

    No wait...that would be suicide...
     
  13. DragunovHUN

    DragunovHUN I want to change my name but I also don't

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    You can still have shotguns in the UK mate.
     
  14. bagman

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    yeah i know that but i want to be next to him aswell
     
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    DeadP1xels Music Enthusiast

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    To my left .. Empty water bottle. FUUUU...
     
  17. confusis

    confusis Kiwi-modder

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    half full coke bottle. speakers. box full of screwdrivers.
    MUAHAHA. :D
     
  18. Toka

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    sling for my arm.....


    oh dear
     
  19. Canon

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    Encyclopedia of weaponry and a newspaper....
     
  20. mrlongbeard

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    Katana :rock:
     

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