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LOL The weapons you would use at your last stand against a legion of zombies

Discussion in 'General' started by Sheiken, 6 Apr 2010.

  1. Edge102030

    Edge102030 Son, i am disappoint.

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  2. Elton

    Elton Officially a Whisky Nerd

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    Those anti-missle cannons, don't they fire TONS of flak and shreds?
     
  3. Edge102030

    Edge102030 Son, i am disappoint.

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    I do believe so :lol:.
     
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  4. Elton

    Elton Officially a Whisky Nerd

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    Forget 1, just install an entire fleet's worth on my Maltese Castle!
     
  5. SatansBudgie

    SatansBudgie Powerlevel: > 9000

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    astalavista zombie.
     
  6. SatansBudgie

    SatansBudgie Powerlevel: > 9000

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    AHA, changed my mind.

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    i now pity the zombies a little, they stand no chance.
    In the face of certain defeat - moronity always prevails.
     
  7. Unicorn

    Unicorn Uniform November India

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    My number one personal weapon of all time is the M4 Carbine rifle, with grenade launcher, silencer & ACOG scope. I am not to be messed with when I'm holding one of those ;)
     
  8. [PUNK] crompers

    [PUNK] crompers Dremedial

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    zombie apocalypse? a trip to B&Q me thinks!

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  9. Valdisnei

    Valdisnei Can i haz a dremelz!?

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    maybe a..

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  10. adam_bagpuss

    adam_bagpuss Have you tried turning it off/on ?

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    keep my distance while still allowing me to rob some heads
     
  11. PureSilver

    PureSilver E-tailer Tailor

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    You'd have more luck killing them by hitting them with it than shooting them, .22s are puny and zombies are resilient. Personally, I'd pack a G36K/L85A2, depending upon whether it was a police car or a TA base I was looting for ranged firepower - both are compact and pack a punch; a police MP5/UMP would be a distant third if it was all I could get my hands on. Add to that a sawn-off for emergencies, and a short fire axe for general mayhem. In terms of weaponry that's actually available in the UK, that's probably the best pick; maybe accompanied with a few grenades and a Browning Hi-Power if the base you're stealing from belongs to the real Army; that would share ammunition with the MP5 which is helpful for last stands, I suppose.

    You can't go wrong with the tried-and-tested. :D
     
  12. quietguy

    quietguy D'orc

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    The_Beast I like wood ಠ_ಠ

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    You'd want a scaled model of the Schwerer Gustav? :confused:


    That doesn't seem very effective for zombie killin'
     
  14. bulldogjeff

    bulldogjeff The modding head is firmly back on.

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    I'd use my ex girl friends mouth, she could shout a plane down from 2 miles away...zombies would'nt stand a chance
     
  15. chimmy09

    chimmy09 New Member

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    the .22 really wouldn't be that bad of a weapon, as it doesnt really matter what you shoot them with, it pretty much has to be a headshot. also, in my area .22 ammo is everywhere, so i could probably kill off the entire population of my entire town with the current supply.

    also, if you read the zombie survival guide, there is a bit he puts about .22 rifles that supports them.
     
  16. Mr Mario

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    One of these would be perfect for transport (as seen on top gear):
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    AFV L85s would be perfect for shooting from the hatches and up close when food and fuel stops are needed.
     
  17. Valdisnei

    Valdisnei Can i haz a dremelz!?

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    Perhabs I can throw the models agains the zoombies trying to knock out they're heads.. Better than use an audi or bmw model...
     
  18. Elton

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    That truck Cheesecake.
     
  19. Invictus.

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    Loads of these mounted around a fortified area with a few friends :)

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    and mabey 1 or 2 of these

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    Dual and quad .50 Machine guns Cheesecake :p

    Only real "flaw" would be ammo for em
     
  20. specofdust

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    Being in the UK and being familiar with the thing, I'd have to go with an SA80, with the underslung grenade launcher (for those big groups of zombies) [​IMG]

    A P226, simply because it's available along with ammunition supplies [​IMG]

    And finally a big old fire-axe [​IMG]

    Knives are useless. You need the stopping power and decapitating ability provided for by an axe. What are you gonna do, shank a zombie in the stomach and hope it doesn't bite you? You're already dead.

    Course ideally I'd just set myself up in some IFV with a remote controlled 30mm canon and coaxial 50 cal, but zombie movies never have a bunch of tanks and IFV's in them, and that's for the simple reason that if they did, the zombies would be taken care of in about 5 minutes and everyone would get on with drinking tea and shagging.

    edit: Just to confirm, that's not me in the pic at the top. I felt the need to say that since the guy in the picture has such horrific trigger discipline I wouldn't want to be confused with him for one milisecond.

    edit 2: There's some seriously bad hotlinking going on in this thread, doesn't anyone know it's rude to hotlink anymore? I'm telling mummy.
     

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