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Other TheGreatSatan's BF3 re-giveaway!

Discussion in 'General' started by ulfar, 3 Mar 2012.

  1. ulfar

    ulfar holy s**t, i can change this?

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    hey guys and girls of bit-tech.

    so a while back (mid january) i won bf3 in one of tgs's giveaways. now, while my system sucked at the moment i entered, i always had the ambition and hopes to put together something a bit newer than my p4. that's not going to happen for quite some time so i figured that i might as well give the game to someone else on bit-tech.
    so here's another giveaway.

    post a one-liner... or don't... whatever, as long as you've posted in this thread you have a chance to win. names will be written down and put in a hat.

    the winner will be drawn on wednesday (7th march) at... 22:00? not to sure about that. posts after 22:00 on the 7th however, will not enter the magical hat.

    also, i don't know if the following is allowed (if so, mods feel free to remove this bit). people with less than 50 posts are excluded (sorry dudes), just to minimise the amount of "throw-aways".

    tl;dr: another giveaway in honor of TheGreatSatan! yay

    i wish you luck!

    ps.
    umm... is there an expiration date on these codes?
    ds.

    edit: changed the title
     
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    a seal walks into a club... :worried:
     
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    I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought, he's trying to pull a fast one.

    And just for an extra chance:
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  18. ulfar

    ulfar holy s**t, i can change this?

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    so many lols thus far.
     
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    So I got hit by a 100mph bag of cement, and I thought, "That's quicksand".
     
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