I was going to type my dishwasher but then thought I'd Google how to disable it, and low and behold Great Success, many thanks
Not strictly what was requested in this thread, but my neighbour was making unnecessary noise when he decided to mow his lawn at 9.00am on New Years Day. That was too early and I was too hung over! Power tools on NYD should be illegal.
Makes me think of the scene in God Bless America where the girls gets the wrong car for her birthday, and throws a fit.
Dropping a plate onto another plate when trying to put it away. Somehow the cupboard doubles as the worlds most efficient horn!