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LOL This girl asked me to have a baby with her

Discussion in 'General' started by chrisb2e9, 16 Oct 2012.

  1. suragh

    suragh Derp

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    Don't run, plug out your Ethernet cable from your computer and hide in your wardrobe.
     
  2. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    Kill it with fire.

    Or block, delete. Whichever seems more appropriate.

    Ooorrr.

    Create a fake version of yourself, employing the services of a hobo, and arrange to meet her - Sending the hobo, cleaned up of course, in your stead. That way either you get a hobo laid, or she thinks she got the wrong person and drives herself crazy trying to find the "real" you.
     
  3. Parge

    Parge the worst Super Moderator

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    Yeah, RUN. If you get her pregnant, you get to enjoy 18 or so years or child support payments every month of your goddamn life.
     
  4. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    She seems rational. Go for it

    If you're lucky enough, she'll be like this




    If not, do this

     
  5. true_gamer

    true_gamer Well-Known Member

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    Sounds to me like she wants a easy life by having a baby and living off us tax payers...oh and of cause you, as no doubt she would want nothing more to do with you want she's got the baby, and will try to claim CSA from you...

    So yeah, just do it! :D
     
  6. WarrenJ

    WarrenJ Well-Known Member

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    Do they have a shoddy benefit system in Canada?
     
  7. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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  8. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    Question #1: Is she hot? (on a scale of 1-10, please. 7 is "I'd hit that without hesitation", 10 being "She smiles, I can die happy", and 1 being "i'd rather be in the middle between Oprah and some gross bumm")

    Question #2: If #1>=7, pics or GTFO

    Question #3: What are the odds of you just hitting that no strings (or babies)?
     
  9. WarrenJ

    WarrenJ Well-Known Member

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    Don't forget, she could be psycho. Her next sentance could be "if you say no, ill kill myself".
     
  10. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Gives credit where its due

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    lol run fast and never look back, hope you blocked this human from your life!!!
     
  11. Lance

    Lance Ender of discussions.

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    Just pull out at the last moment. Everyone knows that works and that way you get some epic sexytimes.
     
  12. Draksis

    Draksis New Member

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    wouldn't risk it, might catch something..... :worried:

    Also, she might be all cool, till the end where she wraps her legs around you and you can't pull out! :p
     
  13. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    Scary as it may sound, I know more than one person that this has happened to.

    Whichever route you choose, unless it's your sister (in which case - don't go there, perv), use protection.
     
  14. Chairboy

    Chairboy I want something good to die for...

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    Don't stick your dick in crazy! Never put you dick in crazy - they'll make your life hell
     
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  15. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    I've never seen a picture of her. She wont tell me her last name. She wont tell me her phone number.
    Email adddress
    where she lives.
    nothing! nothing at all. I don't know anything about this girl except what my ex will tell me.
    I did get her email from my ex since she had it(got the last name off of that too). AND I remembered that her and I are members to the same group of something. And I had access to the private records.

    If this is the girl I am thinking of. that would be a good thing for the gene pool

    If she's that crazy she would get on top and make sure that doesn't happen!

    HAAHAHAH!!!
     
  16. Lance

    Lance Ender of discussions.

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    Why are you chatting to crazy online in the first place. Go to bars to meet chicks not websites.
     
  17. Parge

    Parge the worst Super Moderator

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    Also, this. Not even a bar, just somewhere that isn't the internet.
     
  18. erratum1

    erratum1 New Member

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    The girl must be desperate for kids but this isn't the way to bring a life into the world.

    A bloke at work said 'my sisters moving to the area soon she would like you', 'oh' I replied.

    Then he said 'she's got 4 kids' like it was a selling point, that's not a selling point unless your Jimmy saville.

    Can't think of a worse nightmare, if a lion meets a lioness with cubs it will kill them before breeding with her.....hmmm, maybe dads would try a bit harder if this happened.
     
  19. BentAnat

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    Chicks that already HAVE kids can be good news though... :D
    so long as thye'r enot keen on more, but only want to practise... a LOT.
     
  20. TheBlackSwordsMan

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    Don't trust anything that is on the net.
     

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