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LOL This girl asked me to have a baby with her

Discussion in 'General' started by chrisb2e9, 16 Oct 2012.

  1. Tyinsar

    Tyinsar 6 screens 1 card since Nov 17 2007

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    Or maybe it's someone closer pulling an epic troll :eyebrow:
     
  2. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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    That remember me a story from a friend of mine. The guy was writting to a girl on MSN for 2 and a half years, he was mad of her. I don't remember if he asked her or if she asked BUT he did 6 hours trip to see her AND...... there was nothing, the street was there but not the house (That was before Googlemap and GPS).
     
  3. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    Annnnnnnd,
    she backtracked.
    Said that she made a mistake asking me for a kid. She says she wants to meet for coffee. We shall see if it happens. The coffee shop is 5 minutes from where I live. I'll go. Worst case scenario I can sit and have a cup while I enjoy some free wireless.
    Best case she turns out to be rich and crazy and I get to live the good life.

    Putting my money on lonely coffee though...
     
  4. Behemoth

    Behemoth Timelord in training

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    So you don't fancy smashing her pasty then ? ;)
     
  5. Brooxy

    Brooxy Like a boss (but not a boss)

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    I actually spat some coffee out laughing there. I think mainly because of the discreet wording you had in play...

    On topic : RUN!
     
  6. Behemoth

    Behemoth Timelord in training

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    Smash her pasty and fill her with mustard ;)
     
  7. dancingbear84

    dancingbear84 error 404

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    How on earth can you get coffee confused with kids.
    "Would you like a kid, oh sorry Freudian slip, i meant coffee"
     
  8. Brooxy

    Brooxy Like a boss (but not a boss)

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    *sigh*

    Once again...
     
  9. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    Lol, no not that kind of mistake. She said that she was stressed and scared that she may never get to have a kid. so the sooner the better. That was the mistake.
     
  10. Joey Propane

    Joey Propane New Member

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    Why the hell were you drinking coffee if you're powered by PG monkeys? Eh? Eh?

    But on the subject of smashed pasties, we walked past Gregg's today at lunch and there was what looked like a sausage and bean melt stomped into the pavement just outside (i'm guessing someone wasn't prepared for the nova-like temperatures contained within...), I don't think i'll be able to look at one the same way again now.
     
  11. Brooxy

    Brooxy Like a boss (but not a boss)

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    Simples. Because I learnt many years ago the advantages of coffee, but I've been too lazy to change my avatar / tagline.

    That and the PG monkey is awesome.
     
  12. Bogomip

    Bogomip ... Yo Momma

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    Run towards her... its the last thing she will be expecting, and so the last place she will expect to find you! :)

    edit: Coffee is easy to mistake for kids... those keys are like right next to one another! ;)
    edit2: smash her pasty! :D
     
  13. Almightyrastus

    Almightyrastus Rule #9

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    I met my wife online.... :D
     
  14. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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    Humm a coffee shop ? This is troublesome, how will you knock down her and steal her purse with so many witnesses ?
     
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  15. longweight

    longweight Possibly Longbeard.

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    If she is hot then go for it, if she isn't then run!
     
  16. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    She's hot. She taught my ex how to dance so I know for a fact that she is hot. My ex isn't into women so if she calls her hot. That means something!
     
  17. longweight

    longweight Possibly Longbeard.

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    Then go for it!
     
  18. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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    Being hot doesnt change the fact that she's a trouble bag, and crazy on top of that.
     
  19. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    Lol, you are correct. But it does improve the situation.
     
  20. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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    Tell me how will be the situation when she will squeeze the last dime out of your wallet because she'll be withchild ? Yeah she'll have convinced you to not use 'PROTECTION' for some odd reason, and because she is HOT you agreed like a naive bumpkin !
     

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