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LOL This girl asked me to have a baby with her

Discussion in 'General' started by chrisb2e9, 16 Oct 2012.

  1. dancingbear84

    dancingbear84 error 404

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    I'm not convinced that it isn't your ex winding you up, pulling your strings to make you think that it is someone else.
    After all, no pics or other personal details to corroborate her story.
    Either that or Big Dave.
    In any case I'd be saying no to kids or coffee to be honest.
    I see a 2 step process required here.
    1. Block
    2. Move on
     
  2. Draksis

    Draksis New Member

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    Doesn't matter if she's hot - DON"T. I once thought that crazy hot is ok hot.
    I still have the scar from that – literally!

    you have been warned! :blah:
     
  3. Alekoy

    Alekoy Ostekake!

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    NO, just NO.
     
  4. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    Old rules apply: Pics or you're talking hogwash... :p
     
  5. Digi

    Digi The not-so-funny Cockney

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    +1

    On-topic: This topic is a joke, you'd be stupid as **** to have a child with someone you didn't know. If you can get a leg over without the baby then fair enough but anything else is just ridiculous madness. :duh:
     
  6. MrDomRocks

    MrDomRocks Well-Known Member

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    This is where the Crazy/Hot Scale fails, even my bro Barney would run away.
     
  7. Kasius

    Kasius Bringing the dremolition

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    :eyebrow:

    "She's" either a dude (yanking your chain) or a complete horror show. If it is a girl, "She's" probably already sitting on 5 kids and looking for number 6 to afford the new extension on her council house.
     
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  8. goldstar0011

    goldstar0011 Well-Known Member

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    Tell her you prefer getting girls up the duff through the mouth
     
  9. Almightyrastus

    Almightyrastus Rule #9

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    Now come along Bit-Tech, we are up to 4 pages on this thing now and not a single mention of Big Mike...... You guys are slipping...
     
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    Guest-23315 Guest

  11. Ending Credits

    Ending Credits Bunned

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    That's only for landwhales Mankz.
     
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    Until pics, its what I chose to believe (s)he is.
     
  13. Almightyrastus

    Almightyrastus Rule #9

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    Harpooning a landwhale?

    Come on, we've all been there at some point...
     
  14. longweight

    longweight Possibly Longbeard.

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    Take one for the team!
     
  15. wuyanxu

    wuyanxu still wants Homeworld 3

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    And pics. And chat logs.

    This is thread has potential to be better than the getting Evo laid thread. :D
     
  16. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    The usual rule for females on the Interwebs
     
  17. Carrie

    Carrie Well-Known Member

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    OOI can you detect GHB or Ketamine in coffee? :worried:
     
  18. Nexxo

    Nexxo Stopped treating this country as if it was his own

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    One way to find out. :p

    Keep this thread reasonably clean, guys. I'm watching y'all.
     
  19. Lance

    Lance Ender of discussions.

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    BOOBIES!


    I'll get my coat. :worried:
     
  20. Carrie

    Carrie Well-Known Member

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    Maybe, but I'm not going to invite you for a coffee just to find out :p
     

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