Hello gents, she is in a different city at present with her family. They went through a bit of a tragedy. Tomorrow at seven I am supposed to be meeting her. Talked to her all last night. I'll keep you posted.
We need a live video stream. I'm not bloody kidding. Get a friend with a camcorder and set up an internet connection wherever you're going - BAZINGA Also, VERB THE ADJECTIVE-NOUN!
Post up where you're meeting her. Then as many of us as possible can go and snigger in the corner.... Oh **** I just saw Canada....
Nope. Sorry, no good. 7pm in Canada is around midnight here. You're going to have to reschedule. Wait, you're seriously thinking of going.... We need a security measure, check in every 10 minutes with the name of a vegetable working backwards from z. If you say a fruit instead of a vegetable we will alert the authorities, police, coast guard, army etc.
Hahaha! I think I'll be safe. I fell in love with a woman who I have never even seen. How compromised can my judgement be?
Do we really need to answer that, or is this one of them "rhetorical questions" that don't require answers?
Tbh, she sounds crazier than a turd in a punch bowl - If she's even real. I'm betting heavier and heavier on her being a J-random dude, or someone who knew about her messing with you. Meeting her will, in my estimations, result in one of the following: Humiliating scene in a public place (Someone messing with you) A land whale trying to milk your man danglies because no one can look beyond her blubbery hide and see her "inner beauty" long enough to giver the ol' Pork Sword. (Her being real) You waking up in a bathtub of what was once ice, and your ability to filter your own blood severely impaired. (J-Random dude)
I hope that no one has their hopes up of me meeting her tonight. She has already tried to sabotage it twice now. the first time was this morning when she sent me a message. Saying she was having a panic attack. At 7am... Of course I was asleep so about ten minutes later another message that she has written a different guy and he calmed her down. But she still cant wait to see me. And she has asked me if I have feelings for my ex girlfriend. No I don't have feelings for her but she said that we have to address it if we are going to meet. I was talking to someone else about this. And I bet Nexxo could throw in some valued input *hint* but basically any time we are supposed to meet. She has some wild even come up where we cant. Any time that I start to pull away, she find a method to pull me back in. the baby thing was one. Telling me that she loves me was another. The list goes on and on. Basically I am being played like a violin. The good news is that I opened up my eyes today and see this for what it really is. Something that will never ever happen. the meeting is at 7 tonight. I'll show up. And if she doesn't. it's done forever. Last chance. I'm setting a limit as to how far she can take this and putting my foot down.
Ding ding ding! We have a winner. I'm glad you've come to this realisation. Now that you've made this decision, the thing will be to make sure you stick with it when it [inevitably] doesn't work and she tries to suck you back in again. Stay strong!
I still put money on it being your ex playing you, digging up info then being the shoulder to cry on when nothing happens. Personally I wouldn't even go to the place this evening. If you do, good luck.
