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LOL This girl asked me to have a baby with her

Discussion in 'General' started by chrisb2e9, 16 Oct 2012.

  1. Tribble

    Tribble Steals Avatars

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    then she can describe her to you?

    i do believe you may be correct.
     
  2. B1GBUD

    B1GBUD ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Accidentally Funny

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    Unless your packing some seriously exotic filter coffee, he'd probably turn you down!
     
  3. Teelzebub

    Teelzebub Up yours GOD,Whats best served cold

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    Being a lady with impeccable taste I doubt she would invite him anyway :p
     
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  4. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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    Touché.
     
  5. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    Hello gents, she is in a different city at present with her family. They went through a bit of a tragedy.
    Tomorrow at seven I am supposed to be meeting her.
    Talked to her all last night. I'll keep you posted.
     
  6. Blazza181

    Blazza181 SVM PLACENTA CASEI

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    We need a live video stream. I'm not bloody kidding.

    Get a friend with a camcorder and set up an internet connection wherever you're going - BAZINGA

    Also, VERB THE ADJECTIVE-NOUN!
     
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  7. Lance

    Lance Ender of discussions.

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    Post up where you're meeting her.

    Then as many of us as possible can go and snigger in the corner....






    Oh **** I just saw Canada....
     
  8. Blazza181

    Blazza181 SVM PLACENTA CASEI

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    Mentlegen, get your passports, we have a country of Her Majesty to visit!
     
  9. Nexxo

    Nexxo Stopped treating this country as if it was his own

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    I'd never associate with a woman who'd be happy to invite someone like me. :p
     
  10. Brooxy

    Brooxy Like a boss (but not a boss)

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    I can see it now...

    "Hey baby. Does this coffee taste like rohypnol to you?"
     
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  11. dancingbear84

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    Nope. Sorry, no good. 7pm in Canada is around midnight here. You're going to have to reschedule.

    Wait, you're seriously thinking of going....
    We need a security measure, check in every 10 minutes with the name of a vegetable working backwards from z. If you say a fruit instead of a vegetable we will alert the authorities, police, coast guard, army etc.
     
  12. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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    Of course, the poor thing will feel like an inferior being before the second cup of tea.:D
     
  13. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    Hahaha!
    I think I'll be safe. I fell in love with a woman who I have never even seen. How compromised can my judgement be?
     
  14. YEHBABY

    YEHBABY RIP Tel

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    Someone's bound to mess up with whether a tomato is a fruit or vegetable :hehe:
     
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  15. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    Do we really need to answer that, or is this one of them "rhetorical questions" that don't require answers?
     
  16. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    Tbh, she sounds crazier than a turd in a punch bowl - If she's even real.

    I'm betting heavier and heavier on her being a J-random dude, or someone who knew about her messing with you.

    Meeting her will, in my estimations, result in one of the following:

    Humiliating scene in a public place (Someone messing with you)

    A land whale trying to milk your man danglies because no one can look beyond her blubbery hide and see her "inner beauty" long enough to giver the ol' Pork Sword. (Her being real)

    You waking up in a bathtub of what was once ice, and your ability to filter your own blood severely impaired. (J-Random dude)
     
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  17. Da_Rude_Baboon

    Da_Rude_Baboon What the?

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    That is possibly one of the most beautiful things I have ever read.
     
  18. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    I hope that no one has their hopes up of me meeting her tonight.
    She has already tried to sabotage it twice now.
    the first time was this morning when she sent me a message. Saying she was having a panic attack. At 7am...
    Of course I was asleep so about ten minutes later another message that she has written a different guy and he calmed her down. But she still cant wait to see me.

    And she has asked me if I have feelings for my ex girlfriend. No I don't have feelings for her but she said that we have to address it if we are going to meet.

    I was talking to someone else about this. And I bet Nexxo could throw in some valued input *hint*
    but basically any time we are supposed to meet. She has some wild even come up where we cant. Any time that I start to pull away, she find a method to pull me back in. the baby thing was one. Telling me that she loves me was another. The list goes on and on. Basically I am being played like a violin.
    The good news is that I opened up my eyes today and see this for what it really is. Something that will never ever happen.
    the meeting is at 7 tonight. I'll show up. And if she doesn't. it's done forever. Last chance. I'm setting a limit as to how far she can take this and putting my foot down.
     
  19. Constructacon

    Constructacon Constructing since 1978

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    Ding ding ding! We have a winner. I'm glad you've come to this realisation. Now that you've made this decision, the thing will be to make sure you stick with it when it [inevitably] doesn't work and she tries to suck you back in again. Stay strong!
     
  20. dancingbear84

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    I still put money on it being your ex playing you, digging up info then being the shoulder to cry on when nothing happens. Personally I wouldn't even go to the place this evening. If you do, good luck.
     

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