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LOL This girl asked me to have a baby with her

Discussion in 'General' started by chrisb2e9, 16 Oct 2012.

  1. Carrie

    Carrie Well-Known Member

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    It may be much simpler than that. Was the ex the dumper or the dumped? If the latter she's winding you up. Or it's just someone messing with your head, possibly bored with their life and this is their idea of amusement.

    For the life of me I can't remember who but someone told me the exact same tale of come-ons and pull-backs. Meetings arranged then cancelled. She turned out to have a fella and used to do it to pass the time of day when he was out with his mates.

    Quite simply whoever they are they are not the person they portray themselves to be.
     
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  2. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    That's the key though, she has the ability to say what you want to hear to pull you back in. I said to someone who helped me open my eyes earlier and when I said I might hit the delete button. She said no, hit the banned button.


    HAAH! Which place? I googled the cafe and there are three of them. Another way for her to blow me off. "oh, you must of gone to the wrong one." Again, making it look like my fault. She has my phone number. she can call me.

    I dumped my ex but she doesn't have the necessary information to pull this off. To find me on the site that I found this girl. Not possible. I have a pretty random user name. She didn't know what it was.
     
  3. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    Hahahahahhaha!!!
    Laughing so hard. So I am on my way. And I get a message from her. The coffee shop isn't open. closed at 5 and she wanted to meet at 7.
    So fine, a normal person would want to go somewhere else right? Just change plans.
    NOPE!!!!
    Apparently she's crying her eyes out. Refuses to meet somewhere else because she has "hurt me"

    Whatever, lets just go somewhere else right?
    NOPE!!
    This girl's effed or a fantastic liar.
     
  4. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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    You learned a lesson today, remember it bro.
     
  5. dolphie

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  6. Tyinsar

    Tyinsar 6 screens 1 card since Nov 17 2007

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    Sounds more and more likely.
     
  7. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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    I don't know why girls like these kind of trickery, it's so low.
     
  8. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    That almost caused coffe-on-laptop.

    BWAHAHA. Have rep.

    Chris - tell her to die in a ditch and get on with life.
    Yeah, it sucks that BT misses out on what could have been reality-forum like we haven't seen in a while, possibly involving Big Mike, a psychotic bint and more, but hell... we'll get over it. :thumb:
     
  9. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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    Just ditch the succubus, don't torture your self with 'What is the truth behind this ?' Who give a flying cookie ?
     
  10. Draksis

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  11. WarrenJ

    WarrenJ Well-Known Member

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    Play it back.

    "Meet me at 'x' on Saturday night."

    Balls in your court. You set the time/place etc. If she says no say "Shame, we could of had fun" and don't message her back.

    tbh, this shouts TROLL but it would be good to troll the troll. I'm sure BT could help with a few ways of doing it.
     
  12. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Music Enthusiast

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    All this screams ex not over you!

    if not then you're clearly not the only guy she speaks to in the same way

    Random panic attacks to avoid seeing you, ssking you if you have feelings for your ex is strange, nobody would want to know if you have feelings for someone else if you have feelings for them right?

    And addressing it basically means she wants to know if their is any possibility you would want to get back with your ex, she is on the other end man i guarantee it


    either thats your ex or she is messing you about, go once more and if she does'nt then tell her thats it.

    For epic lols if you never see your ex alot and all fingers point to it just being her, say to this "girl" you're madly in love with your ex still to see if she comes running back to your feet :)

    I could be wrong but i have seen similar things happening to people
     
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  13. Digi

    Digi The not-so-funny Cockney

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    Ditch the... you get the picture. This thread, though funny, needs a conclusion!
     
  14. WarrenJ

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    If she re-organises. Tell her your meeting "Sophie" on that night so you wouldn't be able to make it.

    Then post her response on here. Rofl.
     
  15. Brooxy

    Brooxy Like a boss (but not a boss)

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    For shiggles, say you're seeing 'big mike'. Then add the word 'giggedy' at the end of the message...:D
     
  16. Yariko

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    Shame... I really wanted to see this thread to evolve on the next stage of epicness.
     
  17. Tyinsar

    Tyinsar 6 screens 1 card since Nov 17 2007

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    This
     
  18. Brooxy

    Brooxy Like a boss (but not a boss)

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    If this 'girl' is as much of a fruitloop as we think he/she is, it may still progress to the next stage - might be a little bit forced though.
     
  19. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    Forced? Me tied to a bed and her making a baby?
     
  20. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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    She had a panic attack and need to be calmed by her @friends... What a mythomaniac. I can't wait to read about this future fiasco, no offence lewlz
     

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