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LOL This girl asked me to have a baby with her

Discussion in 'General' started by chrisb2e9, 16 Oct 2012.

  1. Brooxy

    Brooxy Like a boss (but not a boss)

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    Just make sure that you never leave a stranger alone with your drink, if you know what I'm saying...could be her :thumb:
     
  2. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    Haha, when I was 20 I woke up in the back seat of car with a girl just going to town on me. She didn't even have the decency to drive to a deserted place. We were in the parking lot of the pub!
    If this girl is as hot as she claims, or even half as hot. I'll take getting raped as a win!
     
  3. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Social distancing since 92

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    Wait what...
     
  4. GeorgeK

    GeorgeK Swinging the banhammer Super Moderator

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    My thoughts exactly...
     
  5. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Far over the misty mountains cold

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    I'm confused...
     
  6. Teelzebub

    Teelzebub Up yours GOD,Whats best served cold

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    Whatever floats your boat :eyebrow:
     
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  7. Brooxy

    Brooxy Like a boss (but not a boss)

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    But remember, that little miss psychotic mentioned babies. You really don't want to check your mail one morning, to find a letter requesting maintenance fees.
     
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  8. wst

    wst Active Member

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    A win as in "buy one STD, get one free"?
     
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  9. Brooxy

    Brooxy Like a boss (but not a boss)

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    STD's are like Pokemon to some people - 'Gotta catch them all'
     
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  11. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Social distancing since 92

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    If a girl went to the extent of potentially drugging you and doing stuff to you in the back of the car, questions most surely need to be asked.

    I mean big mike has surely got to be involved... i can't imagine if she was that hot she would be strong enough to fireman lift you to her car.

    Or did you get into the back of some random girls car in a pub carpark and start drinking questionable beverages?
     
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  12. dancingbear84

    dancingbear84 error 404

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    Erm. What. I'm concerned for my own safety now.
     
  13. Ending Credits

    Ending Credits Bunned

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    What is it about Bit-tech and poor relationship choices?
     
  14. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    Why is everyone so concerned? She sounds like a wholesome character to me...
     
  15. Modsbywoz

    Modsbywoz Well-Known Member

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    what do you mean....wholesome?
     
  16. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    Gent's the getting raped thing was a joke. Except for what did happen to me. I did wake up in the back of a car with a girl riding me.
     
  17. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    Sounds like the type of level headed gal you'd be proud to take home to your Waltons-esque family for a cooked dinner and some parlour games. FYI I'm not using the sarcasm tags anymore ;)
     
  18. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Far over the misty mountains cold

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  19. Draksis

    Draksis New Member

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    as in whole-grain. nutty even.....

    :p
     
  20. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Far over the misty mountains cold

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    Alas my friend, alas...
     

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