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LOL This girl asked me to have a baby with her

Discussion in 'General' started by chrisb2e9, 16 Oct 2012.

  1. Digi

    Digi The not-so-funny Cockney

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    I call BS. In fact, I'm starting to believe BS on this whole thread! :rolleyes:
     
  2. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    Meh, doesn't even matter anymore. I don't talk to her as much. And there has been no more talk of us even meeting let alone baby talk...
     
  3. Blazza181

    Blazza181 SVM PLACENTA CASEI

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    Tis be fail. Whilst we're all concerned for your safety, I'm sure we're all slightly more interested in a hilarious result.
     
  4. Yariko

    Yariko New Member

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    This...

    -So take that pepper-spray with you and try to meet her! To entertain Bit-Tech.
     
  5. Teelzebub

    Teelzebub Up yours GOD,Whats best served cold

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    Agreed anyway who gives a s**t, God there must be a lot of frustrated kids on this forum :rolleyes:
     
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  6. 3one5

    3one5 New Member

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    You have never met in person. You sell this opportunity to someone else. Profit!
     
  7. Digi

    Digi The not-so-funny Cockney

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    +1!
     
  8. Shirty

    Shirty Time travelling rogue Super Moderator

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    Well, this is sort of a geek forum. I've also sensed the presence of several nerds, and I think I might have encountered a dweeb once or twice in my time here.

    So for those of us who don't class ourselves as any of the colloquial stereotypes above things can get a little pathetic (for want of a better word) from time to time...

    Me? I'm a normal family man struggling to get by, and I enjoy a bit of gaming when I get the chance. The love of hardware come from the fact that I don't enjoy casual games - it's a necessity. Age is also a factor.
     
  9. Carrie

    Carrie Well-Known Member

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    You forgot voyeur :p
     
  10. Shirty

    Shirty Time travelling rogue Super Moderator

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    We're all guilty of that to a degree.
     
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  11. suragh

    suragh Derp

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    Have sex with her and be done with it? /thread :D
     
  12. Carrie

    Carrie Well-Known Member

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    And in return for the entertainment I'm sure Suragh won't mind contributing to the maintenance payments ;)
     
  13. suragh

    suragh Derp

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    :eek: :hehe:
     
  14. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    Alternate options to finance that bit... Smartphones have cameras.
    Naked hot chicks on the internet=traffic=ad revenue...
    /not serious
     
  15. Carrie

    Carrie Well-Known Member

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    How do you know she's hot? Even chrisb2e9 hasn't seen her :p Mind you there's probably a website out there for the opposite end of the spectrum too :hehe:
     
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  16. Draksis

    Draksis New Member

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    Rule 34 :thumb:
     
  17. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    Well, he mentioned that who she claimed she was is hot, since his ex told him... if that bit of her story even real.

    ^^that's a very valid point as well.

    In fairness, though, I should rephrase that: there's money in anything naked on the internets... :p
     
  18. Blazza181

    Blazza181 SVM PLACENTA CASEI

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    Teletubbies.


    Sweet dreams, guys.
     
  19. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    I think that if you apply logic to the internet.... She has to be hot. Because an ugly chick would be desperate to meet.
    No, she must be hot. There is no other option.
     
  20. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    Logic? The interwebs? I don't even.... :D
     

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