Discussion in 'General' started by AndyDEL, 6 Oct 2008.
9 weeks along and the wife is already buying things... Help me
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
I'm so sorry... We tried everything we could... technology, babe threads, cars, but... I'm afraid she's taken you over. It is too late to help you now.
KILL THE BOY!!!
Quick - throw it out the window!!!
(Oh, and congrats!)
The toys are fine but are you sure you're gonna fit in that bed?
'nuff said really.
she has you on a leash, so be a good boy
bit-tech.net members: -1
Sorry Dude! See you in about 8 or 20 years when you have time for us poor old Bit-Tech peeps.
Oh, and congratulations.
2 words, Military school....
i lol'd. ps congrats, call it yogi.
Seminary should not be ruled out as well as convent depending upon persuasion. I have a 13 yr. old granddaughter. I hope I survive.
let us know how much your going to be selling your dremel, your PC and your soul for as no doubt they will all soon be up for sale to cover the stuff the baby just has to have.
Such as the remote controlled video camera and baby monitor so you can watch the baby as he wonders where the hell his parents voice is coming form when he is in his cot and your downstairs.
The heartbeat monitor so you can monitor the heartbeat at home and the pony she will want when shes 8 or 9 get it now why we are in a recession it will be cheaper or in the case of a boy the Ferrari he will want when he is 17 or 18.
by the way gratz
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